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BY JAMES M. MflRRlSON. 

INCLUDING HIS 

WITH 

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PHILJIDELPHIA: 

G. B. ZIEBER & CO. 

1847. 




CLAKSACH ALBIN 



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OTHER POEMS. 

By JAMES M. MORRISON. 

INCLUDING HIS 

Ip correspondence 

AVITH 

CLARK, McCAMMON AND DOUGLASS, 



PHILADELPHIA: 

PUBLISHED BY G. B. ZIEBER & CO. 



184 7. 

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PHILADELPHIA. 

J. SHIPLEY JONES, PRliNTER, 
No. 3 La Grange Street. 



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^ TO COLOE'EIL AILEXAE'BEM, 

Editor of the Messenger. 

Dear Sir — No reflecting man supposes because a Scotch- 
man loves his native land, its language, manners, and 
history, that he makes a worse citizen of this his adopted 
country. That because he cherishes the stirring memories of 
past events in distant, romantic Scotland, he is less ardent in 
hope for the future glory and prosperity of America, or can 
less appreciate the honorable station of an American citizen. 
Good sons make the best husbands. I can suppose that Gen. 
Mercer screvi^ed up his courage to the sticking place w^hile 
fighting the battles of liberty, by " croonin to himsel" " Wha'll 
be king but Charlie," or " Tarlach nan tigead thu." Some 
object to broad Scotch because of its vulgarity, and others be- 
cause none but native Scotchmen can understand it. To the 
one, I oppose you and such as you, who appreciate its beau- 
ties, and also all learned Scotchmen from George Buchanan 
to men of the highest literary rank now in Scotland and 
out of it — native Scots to whom, " plain braid Lallands" is 
the conversational idiom: to the other, that the Scots dialect 
is valuable to all who would understand the earliest Enghsh 
poets, because it contains the etymons of a great many Eng- 
lish words now obsolete to an Englishman or American. 

Over and above all. Sir, it pleases my " Rhymin billies 
and mysel," to write it and you to pront it in its ain corner, 
and if our fault be great who write the copy, more than seventy 



4 DEDICATION. 

times seven must yours be who multiply it by sixty thousand. 
So as you have been so kind as to introduce me to Mrs. 
Public in my tartan dress, 1 must still claim the honor of your 
arm, a great part of what appears in the following pages 
having already figured in the Scotch corner of the Messenger. 
With great respect I am, 
Dear Sir, 

Your obedient servant, 

JAMES M. MORRISON. 



EPISTLES. 



EPISTLE TO J. MORRISON. 

Dear Morrison, my rhymin' brither, 
I'll bless the day we met wi' ither ; 
Lang had I wish'd for sic anither 

As thee in vain. 
Birds o' a feather flock thegither — 

Aye, won'rous fain. 

Sae far frae our ain hills o' heather, 
My heart lap lichtly as a feather, 
For little thocht I to forgather 

Here wi' a chiel 
That cou'd in braid Scotch crambo lather 

The vera deil. 

When but a bairn, I min' fu' weel 
What unkent joy wou'd owre me steal. 
When plac'd beside my mither's wheel 

The hale nicht lang. 
Hearing tales o' flood an fiel, 

In auld Scotch sang. 

Frae mem'ry I can ne'er efface 
"Sir James the Rose" an' " Chevy Chace," 
"Gil Morice," fu' o' plaintive grace — 

" Auld Robin Gray," 
"An' Willie's far frae Logan braes," 
Wi' mony mae. 
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EPISTLES. 

Love for the muse frae this increas't, 
Sic sangs to me ■were aye a feast ; 
In hopes o' fame I scribbl'd neist 

Some queer-like sonnet, 
Thinkin' wi' minor bards at least, 

To cock my bonnet. 

But, being early sent to wark, 

In thread-bare breeks an' cloutet sark, 

For lack o' lear I in the dark 

Was left to stammer. 
An' critics keen may weel remark 

My want o' grammar. 

E'en let them do 't, wha cares a boddle — 
Their silly jeers ne'er rack my noddle ; 
Still wi' the muse I onward toddle, 

As weel's I dow, 
An' get, at times, a ha'flin's cuddle, 

Whar burnies row. 

Nane ken the bliss beyond compare, 
The sweet sensations, rich an' rare, 
That whyles our humble hardship's share, 

By craggy glen. 
Hid frae the low, unfeeling stare 

O' warldly men. 

Tho' noo we're far frae bonny Clyde, 
Sweet Leven vale an' Cartha's side, 
Whar life's gay morn did swiftly glide. 

Ere care we knew, 
As free 's wild flowers in summer' pride, 

When bath'd in dew. 

We mauna let the auld Scotch whissle 
Lie dorm.ant like, a rotten mussel, 



EPISTLES. 

While ilbcr poet's mak' a fusscl — 

Micht cleave the bugs, 

Was ever kent our hardy thrissle 

To hing its lugs. 

Is there a Ian' the warld a' roun', 
Mair fam'd for sage o' judgment soun? 
Had even Greece a ploughman loon 

Frae the hill side, 
Like him that sang o' bonny Doon, 

Auld Scotland's pride. 

Wha ever did the sword unsheath 
Mair dauntless on the fiel' o' death, 
For God, their king, an' native heath ? 

An', when victorious, 
Wha kept their fae as free o' skaith, 

Wi' feeling glorious. 

Wha e'er was kent waur to subdue. 
An' neath the tyrant's yoke to bow. 
Unflinching as the stern true blue 

Auld Cameronians, 
An wha's in love mair stanch an' true 

Than Caledonians? 

Then cheer thy muse sae dear to fame — 
My brither bard, (I loe the name,) 
Come, licht thy soul up to a flame, 

An' gie 's a spring. 
There's beauties here as weel's at hame, 

For thee to sing. 

There's fragrant flowers o' every dye. 
Beneath the blue ethereal sky, 



EPISTLES. 

An' balmy bowers, whar lovers sigh 
At evening still, 

Ere hymen's blessfu' sacred tie 

Joy's goblet fill. 

But need I tell a chiel like thee 
That scans, wi' philosophic e'e, 
The starry heavens, earth, an' sea, 

What's to be seen ? 
Thou maun excuse a gowk like me, 

My worthy freen'. 

Noo get thy rhymin' graith in fettle, 
An' gie 's a blaud to shaw thy mettle ; 
Be 't sang or sonnet, clear or kittle, 

Proceed to wark, 
An' while death spares his dreadfu' whittle, 

I'm yours, Bob. Clark. 

Fairmount, I2th April, 1846. 



ANSWER TO RAB CLARK, 

Dear Rab 

Yotir welcome letter came, 

In course of post, to hand ; 
But Robin, it gars me think shame, 

To bleeze me to the land. 
Where ye learnt a' my qualities 

I canna understand. 
But I'll some stern realities 

Rehearse, as ye command, 

Wi' grief, this day. 



EPISTLES. 

I (linna think ye mean to fleech 

In what ye say o' me ; 
A flatterer's heart could never teach 

His pen sic' minstrelsy : 
But still I think poetic spunk 

Has made thy verse rin free ; 
And gi'en thy judgment the bcgunk, 

Enough to drive 't ajee 

A thocht, ae day. 

'Mang saul's like thine to be a bard 

f ken nac higher honor ; 
But when my clinkum has been heard, 

Or name been owned, I won'cr ! 
That Fm provoked whiles to rhyme, 

An' deal a random lunner 
At haverels, at an orra time, 

Like a' the nameless hunner, 
Is true this day. 

The only special call I feel 

In me the bard revealing, 
I like twa women unco weel, 

My Mithcr and my Helen. 
I love the smile in a' bright e'en, 

Yet that's but human feeling ; 
The she ideals bards ha'e seen, 

I own but little skill in ; 

Waes me the day ! 

For crawling roun' amang the knowes, 

In sunshine and in shower, 
Chasing bright thoughts ower heights and howcs, 

Like rattons by a brewer. 

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10 EPISTLES. 

Or daicllin' alang some burnside 

My rusty wit to scour, 
I scorn; but if a stream beside, 

I count what water power 

It'll gi'e, some day. 

The fields, to me, are loveliest, 

When veiled by waving grain ; 
The woods, whose timmer serves the best 

The saw -mill and the plane ; 
And hills sublime are, filled wi' ore, 

Or even 'guid free stane. 
But thinking frae their taps to glower 

Right into heav'n, 's insane 

This time o' day. 

Twa things completely bar the door 

Atween me an' the muse ; 
I canna common sense deplore, 

Nor carefu' men abuse. 
I see bards aye ha'e faults to fin' 

Wi' manners quiet and douce. 
Now my ain failins make me blin' 

To a thing but the excuse 

For folk ilk day. 

Auld Scotia ! glorious in Langsyne ! 

I lo'e thee weel, dear mither ! 
But a' men kneel at beauty's shrine, 

And thou begins to wither ; 
Hail fair Columbia ! peerless maid ! 

Wha' that kens thee can swither ! 
To leave his minney, and to wed 

A' virtues put thegither ? 

O happy day ! 



EPISTLES. 11 

'Tis true, she's but a lassy yet, — 

But nane's mair slee' and witty ; 
She got Jock Bull in a hose net 

And sorted him fu pritty. 
Nae doubt she has some bairnly ways ; 

The niggers, mair's the pity, 
Hing for a bussle at her stays ; 

An' eye sore stan' or sit aye, 

She'll men' some day. 

Poets foretell of her, whose words 
Are sparks o' heaven's air fire ; 
Before whose sunlike blaze, all bards 
Are glow-worms in the mire : 
"The glory of the earth she'll be ;" 
" Of nations the desire ;" 
Monarch's she'll prove a feckless lee, 
Priestcraft an' Augian byre, 

Unmuck'd, some day. 

Frae premises like these you've found 

Wi' bards I've ne'er been brithered ; 
Nae wushin apron hath around 

My spavin'd loins been gathered. 
Still tho' I only croon mysel,' 

I'm unco easy tethered 
By strains like yours, that far excel 

Some that ha'e amply feathered 

Warm nests, this day. 

James M. Morrison. 
PiiiLADELi'iiiA, 23d JJpril, 1846. 



12 KPISTLES. 



ANSWER TO J. MORRISON. 

Wtta iviiina rest content wi' this epistle. 

Let him sit doicn an' Jlyte, or stan' an' ivhistle. 

The flyting betwixt Montgomery and Pelwart.. — Ed. 1629. 

Dear Jamie : Thro' wi' lenty care 

I've read your witty stanzas, 
But, by my fegs, I'm puzzled sair, 

Wi' your new fangl'd fancies. 
It seems to me ye winna spare 

A line that like romance is, 
In my unpolish'd rhyming ware, 

Fu' o' extravagancies, 

I'm sure this day. 

Yet, auld dame Nature, mixing up 

Life's dregs like doctor's potions, 
Had sprinkl'd in my destin'd cup 

Some queer romantic notions, 
Whilk dings the pith o' reason's whup 

Out mje to lash or lecture ; 
Sae unrestricted still I sup 

The dear, deluding nectar — 

Sae sweet this day. 

This gars me sometimes musing stray, 

On simmer's dewy morn, 
Admiring God in flow'rets gay. 

As weel's in yellow corn; 
An' when bleak winter's cauld blasts blaw, 

An' lovely verdure's torn, 
I pleasure fin' in wreaths o' snaw, 

That hill an' dale adorn — 

Sublime that day. 



EPISTLES. 13 

The waterfa' is dear to me, 

I loe its stirring din ; 
The boundless torrent, dashing free, 

Sets a' my saul in tunc ; 
Altho' it never aid shou'd gi'e 

To skillfu' man's invention, 
But journey onward to the sea, 

Wi' wayward inattention 

To art ilk day. 

Nae doubt productive schemes are good, 
That ne'er can be disputed ; 
But finer feelings never shou'd 
By them be e'er outrooted. 
That man seems like a pulseless block 

Whase min' is only suited 
To plodding life's unceasing yoke, 
I trow there's few will doubt it, 
Like you this day. 

Plain common sense, ye do assert, 

The hair-brain'd bard abhors, 
But aught frae wisdom's path apart 

He in his heart adores. 
This sophistry may please a few 

Unmeaning, selfish bores, 
Wi' brainless skulls like pats o' glue. 

To feeling dead as doors — 

I'm sure this day. 

Auld Scotia's glorious youthfu' days. 

Ye say ye loc fu' dearly ; 
But frankly noo ye yield the bays 

To uncle Samie fairly. 



14 EPISTLES. 

He's surely used you unco weel — 
Ye rouse him up sae rarely ; 

To me, I own, he's aye been leal, 
But yet, his blessings sparely 
I taste ilk day. 

Ye say he's pi ay VI the vera deil 

Wi' our auld neibor Johnny, 
But Jock's a gey auld-farrant chiel' — 

His equal's no in mony : 
An' when he gets close at his back 

His trusty brilher Sauncy, 
Lord help the loons that they attack. 

For really they're no canny 

On them that day. 

But still, I hope far aff's the day 

That Sam an' Jock should grapple, 
Like tigers wild, in bluidy fray, 

At ane anither's thrapple. 
Sma' joy 'twad gi'e to see Jock's head 

Cut aff like a pipe stapple, 
An' his Avarm heart's bluid, reeking red, 

Splash'd like an auld Avife's sapple 
About that day. 

Nay, rather let the carles meet 

Blyth owre a pint o' yill, 
An' kindly ane anither greet, 

In freenly free guid will. 
An' even should they disagree 

'Bout some auld barren hill, 
May they ne'er kick nor cufTet gi'e, 

Ilk ither's bluid to spill 

In wrath that day. 



EPISTLES. 15 

But here tlie muse maun quat her sang, 

Or random hamc-spun blether, 
For she's a gossip loud an' lang, 

Whase tongue deserves a tether. 
But spurn na, Jamock, at her slang, 

Let sleeping dogs lie rather. 
Or aiblins she'll a;i'e thee a stance 

As keen as ony eather, 

Some ithcr day. 

Robert Clark. 
Fairmount, 5//t May, 184G. 



REPLY TO RAB CLARK'S SECOND EPISTLE. 

" Carbair feared to stretch forth his hand to the bards, though his soul 
was dark. ' ' — Ossian. 

Attack the poets? No, Rab, no ! 
Forbid I should mak' them my foe — 
The telegraph itscl' is slow 

To their quick ire : 
To save my skin, I humbly bow, 

Most potent sire. 
« 
Better be bed rid a' my days — 
My smoothest couch a bag o' flaes — 
Pillows and bowster fell sting rays. 

And at the en', 
Be dabt to death, as granny says, 

Wi' a clockin' hen. 

Its no so much the awfu' lickin', 
The lashin', cuttin', stabbin', prickin', 



16 EPISTLES. 

Tho' what I've thol'd a sow wad sicken, 
That worries me ; 

But a' my friens are stampin', kickin', 
Wi' perfect glee. 

I ca'd on Jock the ither night, 

The tears o' fun obscured his sight — 

Willie, he roared wi' a' his might, 

And Meg guffawed. 
That waefu' letter was sae bright, 

I'm clean o'ercrawed. 

We hirpl'd hame, the wife and me, 
Burden'd wi' what I had to dree, 
My bonnet toom'd o' the last bee, 

As far's I know it. 
When, Robin Clark, wha should I see 

But Burns the poet. 

I'm gey an' certain ye'U believe ane — 
What motive hae I to deceive ane ? 
Forbye Professor Bush is. stieve in, 

And argues stout, 
That spirits walk the worl' we live in, 

Wilk bars a doubt. 

Weel, just as we're gawn by the square. 
Foment auld Howca' 't's common stair, 
Up comes a man wi' solemn air, 

Just richt beftJre me ; 
I started, his unearthly glare 

Cast an awe ower me. 

Grief and stern determination 

Gleamed upon his ghastly brow — 

Burns it Avas by the expression. 
And the far-famed holly bough ; 



EPISTLES. 17 

But the leaves nae langer glistered 

In the fresh Castalian dew, 
And the berries, scorched and blistered, 

Looked like goregouts to the view. 

Dress'd as in the morning early, 

He gaed out to muse and stroll, 
But blood-sprinkled stalks o' barley 

Stack in his breast button hole. 
'Neath his oster was that whistle 

Worn wi' sounding Scotland's praise, 
And he held a wither'd thistle, 

Emblem sad o' waefu' days : 

" Hear me, Scotchman," said the spirit, 
" In the grave's nae rest for me. 
Now I can nae longer bear it, 
And I come for help to thee. 
No for aught o' genius in thee, 

But thou's willin' to the wark ; 
A' I want is but to send thee 
Wi' an erran' to Rab Clark. 

" See this holly wilted, shrunken; 

See what I'm condemned to dree, 
A' my fame howl'd by the drunken. 

O'er their cursed " barley brie." 
No a Scot reduced to ruin. 

Ne'er a sot an idiot turns, 
But the cause of his undoin' 

Is traced up to me, Rab Burns. 

" By the power that gave me genius, 

By my love for Scotland's fame, 
Clad in flesh, I'd cramp the sinews 

O' the rogues that cause the shame. 
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18 EPISTLES. 

As Rab Clark dreads my desertion, 
And wad gie my spirit rest ; 

He must lend his best exertion 
To destroy the vulture's nest. 

" As Scots cease to wat their whistle, 

Mine shall be the mair in tune, 
And our auld and honored thistle 

Spring again like flowers in June. 
Rab can do mair than I've minted — 

To excite him ye may tell, 
If he prospers he's no stinted 

Frae the Holly wreath himsel'. 

" Let him use his brilliant talents, 
Sae as yield him safe returns; 
And let weaker wits write ballants, 
On auld ditches, sheuchs and burns." 

Frae this ye'U see, anither warl 

Has nae ways brightened up the carle, 
Yet ye'll allow he spake a harl 

O' common sense. 
Whan will ye show the whiskey barrel 
Your trick o' fence ? 



James M. Morrison. 



Hat Shop, No. 3 La Grange St., 
Philadelphia, May, 1846. 



EPISTLES. 19 

THIRD EPISTLE TO J. MORRISON. 

"A WKE soup drink does unco vveel 
To liaud the heart aboon. 
Its gude as lang's a canna chiel 
Can staun steeve in his shoon." 

Fergitson. 
Wow, Jamie, but I fidg'd fu' fain 
Whar yc begin yer canty strain 
' Bout Jock an' Mag guffawin', 
An' Willie roarin' clean outricht, 
Whilk put you in an unco plicht, 
Tho' me ye're aiblirjs blawin'. 
But then, as flatt'ry's sae in vogue, 
Should we condemn it? no! 
' Plain Mr. Blunt's shunn'd like a rogue. 
An' Prince Puff's a' the go. 

What treasure gies pleasure 
Here to the grave or gay, 
Sae sweetly completely, 
As fame's celestial ray? 

But as for me, puir luckless wicht. 
E'er to attempt an aerial flicht 

Wi' sic an en' in view, 
Is downricht madness, naething less, 
Like follies carried to excess. 

That sting us thro' an' thro' 
Tho' nature has gi'en me a spark, 

That brichtens up by turns, 
She ne'er allow'd the name o' Clark 
Should be compared wi' Burns. 
Auld Rabby sae gabby. 

His numbers sweetly shaw, 
The fairest, the rarest, 
He towers aboon them a'. 



20 EPISTLES. 

But to proceed — I've ta'en the blues 
At the uncoulhly waefu' news 
Ye gie frae Robin's ghaist ; 
Yer Bee had scarsly left you there, 
If out yer bonnet, 'mang yer hair, 

I trow ye yet may trace 't. 
I doubt na but Rab's saul, sae great, 

Has lang been laid at rest, 
An' if there be a future state, 
He'll number wi' the blest. 
The canting an' ranting, 
Wi' hypocrits pell mell, 
'Bout's ailings an' failings, 

Micht sent him thrice to hell, 

Wha' e'er believ'd man sic a fool, 
Sae lost to reason's wiser rule, 

As drink beyond a' conscience, 
Because Rab in a merry key 
Sang sweet the praise o' barley-bree ? 

It's low confounded nonsense. 
When tir'd at e'en, gie me a rest, 

Whyles wi' a social crony — 
Owre reamin' bickers o' the best, 
That mak' us blest as ony. 
How happy owre nappy, 

Our auld forebears hae been; 
Wha doubts it an' houts it 
Are perfect fu' o' speen. 

Ne'er should the feeling breast that warms- 
Wi' freenship's glowing sacred charms. 

Be cool'd by cuif's palavers, 
Whilk some consider vvon'rous great, 
Tho I can see they're deevil haet, 

But daft teetotal haivers. 



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EPISTLES. 21 

But, Jamie, dinna tak' me wratig, 

The best o' frcens may differ ; 

Mae hae been gull'd wi' their weak slang, 

An 's been on't aiblins stiffer. 

Sae hooly an' cooly, 

Let us attaek the barrel, 
I've ne'er yet seen clear yet. 

Great cause wi' 't e'er to quarrel. 

Let tumphies raise an unco clatter 
In praise o' halsome caller water — 

A wiser man, I ween, 
Says "strong drink gie to them that mourn, 
That joy within the breast may burn, 

Whar sorrow erst has been." 
We need na raije against the fire, 

Tho' it should chance to burn us, 
Nor vent on seas our vengefu' ire, 
Tho' tempests there owreturn us. 
Nae, rather let's gather 

The sweets frae nature's haun, 
At leisure, wi' pleasure. 
An' let man's frailities staun. 

Noo, if ye'll be advis'd by me-i— • 
Ye ken a fool may counsel gie 

To men o' wisdom Strang — 
Let change-fo'k douse rest in their rags, 
Or they may hire some wicked hags 

On thee to ride the stang. 
But kittle up yer auld Scotch heart, 

Whylos wi' the social drappy, 
For naething ever had the art 

To mak' us ha'f sae happy. 
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22 tPISTLES. 

Sae sweetly an' fleetly 

Auld time flees owre us then, 

Inspiring an' firing 

Us mortal sons o' men. 



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Robert Clark. 



Fairmount, 20th May, 1846. 



ANSWER TO THE THIRD EPISTLE OF 
ROBERT CLARK. 

ANENT DRINK. 

"Of a' the ills puir Caledonia 
Ever preed or e'er shall taste, 
Brew'd in Hell's dark Pandemonia, 
Whisky ills beset her maist." McNeil. 

And so my word, sir, ye dare doubt it. 
For less, folk's haffits hae been clouted. 

Aye, tasted Hielan' steel ; 
And were I o' the reverend claith, 
And could na maun your temp'ral death, 

Your soul's might do as weel. 
But, as we're searching after truth. 
Unbound by man's commands, 
' Bout what is best to slocken drouth, 
Frae wrath I wash my hands. 
In kindness your blindness 
To try and cure believe, 
For others, our brothers, 
In these puir lines I strive. 

" A wee soup drink does unco weel," 

Q,uo Ferguson, and hame did reel. 

To starve, and die on strae ; 



EPISTLES. 23 

' Lease me on drink," sang Scotland's pride, 
And brak his noble heart and died — 

O ! hellish source o' wae. 
I'e too, awe thee a day in har'st, 

Thou Pandemonian essence, 
Get a' the advocates thou darest, 
To meet my injured presence. 
The howlinuj and scowlino- 
O' tapsters and sic gear, 
To me now, a flee now. 
Is mair a source of Tear. 

My heavy curse seize on the stell. 
And plunge it in the abyss of hell. 

Midst jubilates of loafers, 
Who, saved, shall form mild mercy's fence, 
To kep the awe-struck rogues that ance 

Deceivers were and scoffers. 
And noo my stomach's clear o' that, 

Let's turn back to the ghaist, 
And here a proof occurs richt pat — 
I'm a somnambulist. 
A jury assure ye. 

In a mair solemn cause. 
That, slcepin', a deep ane 

May thrive and break the laws. 

Q.UO ye — '■'■If there's a future state :" 
There's need o' ane, at any rate. 

For bards as well as tailors. 
If there's nae ither life than this, 
The present is the paradise 

O' rum sellers and jailors. 
In what consists the happiness 

O' the sweet bard o' Dee, 



24 EPISTLES. 

But that the midnight of distress 
Before joy's morn shall flee ? 
Man's sadness to gladness 

Shall yield the day or lang, 
And change folk, thae strange folk, 
Nae mair shall sing this sang. 

DRUNKEN SANGS— No. I. 

Let Mexico send out her craft 

For privateers an' a' that, 
To risk our lives we're no sae daft, — 

We've sharper shears than a' that. 
For a' that an' a' that, 

Their guns and swords an' a' that, 
Drink and hurra, the license law 

Our lettreo' mirpa we ca' ihit. 

Observe that moustached gentle slip 

In gaiter breeks an' a' that. 
We count him our East Indi' ship. 

An' cast our cleeks ower a' that. 
For a' that an' a' that, 

His father's gear an' a' that. 
We'll never halt till a' his gelt 

Be ower his throat for a' that. 

Our merchant ships arc grocer chiels. 

And dry goods men, an' a' that : 
We weather on them unco weel, 

And treat, an' fleech, an' jaw that. 
For a' that an' a' that, 

The gambling rooms an' a' that, 
' Tween early drams an' midday crams. 

Their stock turns unco sma' that. 



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EPISTLES. 25 

Your blilh hard fisted working man, 

Green roundabout, an' a' that — 
He's but a coarse catamaran, 

But worth our while to draw that. 
For a' tliat an' a' that. 

His wife an' bairns, an' a' tliat. 
May Aveep and mourn, we treat wi' scorn 

Sic sympathetic blaw's that. 

That all forsaken human wreck, 

Society's fell flaw that, 
The' ne'er a stump's aboon the deck. 

We dinna fling- awa that. 
For a' that an' a' that, 

His stinkan rags an' a' that. 
While he can steal an' drink, what deil ? 

The coflin lid co'ers a' that. 

Forbye, we hae a gainfu' corps — ] 

The pirate fleet we ca' that. 
For them we keep our private door — 

It wadna do to shaw that. 
For a' that an' a' that. 

The watches, rings, an' a' that. 
When out o' cash we never fash. 

But ban' o'er to the law that. 

Now, here we are, a hurley clan, 

Wha ale an' whiskey draw that, 
We drink confusion to the man 

Who strives our trade to fa' that. 
For a' that an' a' that, 

Jock Chalmers' growl, an' a' that. 
We hope the day's no far away, 

When such are in our paw's that. 

James M. Morrison. 
Hat Shop, 3 La Grange St., May, 1846. 



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FOURTH EPISTLE TO J. MORRISON. 

"Ah ! who can tell how hard it is to climb 

The steep where fame's proud temple shines afar ! 
Ah! who can tell how many a soul sublime 
Hath felt the influence of malignant star. 
And wag'd with fortune an eternal war. 

Check'd by the scofl' of pride, by envy's frown. 
And poverty's unconquerable bar. 

In life's low vale remote hath pin'd alone. 

Then dropt into the grave, unpitied and unknown." 

Beattie 
O! Jamie, dool an' sorrow on yer sang, 

Yer muse, sae camsheugh, noo's gaen fairly gyte, 
My breast indignant gowps wi' many a pang, 
Since she has gi'en intemp'rance a' the wyte 
Of blighting in their bloom the vot'ries bright, 
Of Scottish poesy, the heaven-taught twain, 
Whose strains shall thousands yet unborn delight. 

While nature's impulse human hearts contain, 
Till time itsel' turn tir'd, an' waxeth wane. 

' Twas penury an' mankind's cauld neglect, ^ 

That owre the dawning genius threw a gloom 

Of youthfu' Ferguson, wi' laurels deckt, 
An' laid him prematurely in the tomb. 

What pity 'tis sic stars, that sae illume 

The warld, should sink unnotic'd by the great. 

O! could my muse a nobler mien assume, 
Man's dormant finer feeling to elate, 
That they may mourn the hapless minstrel's fate. 

A chilling langour crush'd the stately frame 
Of Burns immortal, Scotia's darling bard, 

Whom hell-sprung envy struggl'd to defame 
Wi' base insinuations, that retard 



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The blaze of fame, the poet's just reward. 
Wi' saul susceptible to feeling keen, 

Wha's aft "on life's rough ocean luckless star'd," 
Tho' for its buffets maist unfit, I ween, 
Of a' the sons o' men that e'er has been. 

Alas! owre late his beauties a' we prize, 

Uncas'd, he groans 'neath sorrow's galling load ; 
His plaints o' wae the listless crowd despise. 

Till tenanted within his last abode. 
His worth's unknown, uncar'd for, as the sod 

That wraps his weari'd, care-worn, lifeless cla}', 
While fortune's fool is worship'd as a god, 

Wha' glitt'ring toys an' titles can display 

The empty butterflee o' life's short day. 

O ! wha on earth can openly reveal 

How nature plays her strange mysterious part ? 
How her ain bairns are born the scourge to feel 

Of sad affliction, wi' its ruthless smart ? 
How frae them flees the gaiety o' heart 

That sweetens life's low vale sae rapt'rously ? 
While dire despondency, wi' rancorous dart, 

Gars them to gilded scenes o' folly flee. 

To drown their cares in midnicht revelry. 

O ! far be 't frae my simple muse to praise 

Excessive draining o' the flowing bowl ; 
But farther be 't frae her e'er to debase 

The mod'rate cup, that soothes misfortune's scowl. 
Let renovated drunkards gab an' growl, 

Still thus shall flow my unpretending strain ; 
They who for vast extremes would fiercely prowl. 

Can ne'er true knowledge o' the case attain. 

But turn their ha'f-craz'd heads wi' notions vain. 



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But, Jamie, still let's keep frae harb'ring spite, 
Yer muse, tho' rather crabbit's bauld an' Strang ; 

Sae noo in peace let's en' this ha'flins flyte, 

For harmless jokes whjdes en' in strife's fell bang. 

Nae charms for me has wild Avar's deadly clang — 
I ne'er yet long'd to wield sword, spear, or lance, 

But if attack'd by low marauding gang, 
I'd staun till death upon my ain defence. 
An' aiblin's shaw they'd met their match for ance. 

But laith still would I be, my honor'd freen, 
'Gainst thee to strive in furious bluidy broil ; 

Thou kens hawks ne'er should dab out ither's een, 
Then ne'er may discord in our bosoms boil. 

O ! gentle peace, tho' fortune frown or smile, 
Be thou my close companion, e'en and moi'n; 

Thou cheers distress, an' lichten's Aveary toil — 
Frae thee Ave pu' the rose Avithout a thorn. 
More precious far than gems that courts adorn. 

And O ! may He, whose Avord is life and light, 
Teach me the AA^ays of Avisdom to pursue, 

That, unprepar'd, I may not see the night 

Of death approach, Avith dark despair in vicAv. 

Atheists may boast their fears of death are few — 
This but betrays their narrowness of soul — 

The lovely flow'rets sweet, of every hue. 
The planet's vast and mighty oceans roll, 
Show there's some great governor of the Avhole. 

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A Avorld beyond the grave I don't dispute — 
All's Avisely ruled by Heaven's eternal King ; 

That man should live and die as docs the brute, 
Or animation's meanest paltry thing. 

To me, alas, no solace sweet can bring. 



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EPISTLES. 39 

IIow hopeless is the sceptic's barren track, 
While Christian faith is like an angel's wing, 
In readiness, when storms life's barque attack, 
To save us from the horrid sinking wreck. 

Robert Clark. 
Fairmcxtnt, 29th May, 1846. 



ANSWER TO RAB CLARK'S FOURTH EPISTLE. 
being the root o' the matter. 

And others, like your humble servan', 
Poor wights ! nae rules or roads observin', 
To right or left eternal swervin' 

They zigzag on. 
Till, curst wi' age, obscure an' slarvin', 

They aften groan. "^Burns. 

Dear Rab — Lord bless thy pawky, feeling heart. 
And spare thee lang to sing and taunt thy frien'; 
"Our halflians flyte" wi' rancor has nae part, 
"For falcons winna pike out falcon's e'en." 
'Gainst noble birds I never cherish spleen, 

But glory in their beauty, strength, and sang; 
Far different bipeds stir up my chagrine, 
Wha's feathers I'll make fly afore its lang, 
Nae odds to me wha thinks I'm in the wrans. 

Hail Saturday at e'en ! thou eve of joy ! 

Dark harbinger to morn of memory bright ! 
Now ends the weary sax days hard employ — 

Toil can afford her sons ae day's respite ; 
But, just foment the winnock were I write, 

A cursed vulture nourishes his flock, 
And a' the layin' hens, as if gaen gyte, 

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30 EPISTLES. 

There lay their gowden eggs, ilk bubbly jock, 
Industrious goose, sage duck, and dandy midden cock. 

Simple, hard workin' fowls, ye howk the worms, 
And let the lion's share gang past your maws, 

To birds of prey of a' the varied forms — 
Especially ye feed the reverend craws. 

Hail flocks o' greedy wee sectarian daws, 
Hoodocks prelatic, corbies slee o' Rome ; 

But, big or wee, they a' cry ca-sh, ca-sh, caw-sh ! 
Pay for your souls, "tho' a' should starve at home, 
Better a plucking now than roasting yet to come." 

Then there 's the howlets o' the daily press, 
Sucking the dirty garbage o' black mail, 
Taking advantage o' ilk chance distress 
To pu' anither feather frae your tail, 
BlaAving you round wi' every party gale. 

Weel screen'd themselves, they raise the w^ar halloo- 
But you, what were the lees which they retail ? 
Our Colonel, Rab, belongs not to that crew, 
He's game — the howlet tribe cry " Cleri-whoo !" 

God bless the men that labor wi' their hands 
To feed their bodies and support their bairns ! 

The prayer is heard, the blessings He commands — 
What but his handiwork are sun and stairns ? 

Ilk child of industry dependence learns 
On Him alanerly, and so thy loom 

Thy altar is ; my censer is my aims. 

O' lively gratitude our hearts ne'er toom. 

We sing just as we feel, nor heed richhaverels gloom. 

How different is dependence on the great ? 
Can man be great gnd yet depend on men ? 



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Bards satarize the emptiness o' state, ' 

Yet lick its spittle \vi' baith tongue and pen — 

Their sycophantic rhymin' has nae en'. 

Never content but when they're in the cage, 

Like singin' birds, that grudge their sang to spen' 
On the free field, they choose a meaner stage, 
And say " poor Polly" for a paltry wage. 

O ! had our Burns but keepit to the plew, 
And Fergusson to " law's dry musty arts," 

The great's neglect they ne'er had cause to rue, 
Nor cared a boddle what '• they waste at cartes," 

A genius, shrined in love of lowly hearts. 
The strongest hate is powerless to pursue ; 

In life's low vale, wha play their humble parts, 
The weal of other men the end in view, 
Have ae great friend, that ne'er his aid withdrew. 

I ken my muse is crabbit — she's a bairn. 
Born out o' time, and humphie to the boot ; 

And wi' the loss o' sisters she's forefairn. 
Vexed that to ane like me she has to loot, 

So that for months she'll whiles sit in the poot. 
Till ain may aiblins mention in her hearing 

That some heaven gifted soul has turn'd about. 
And selfish fame and fortune's course is steering. 
Then positively, Rab, she's past a' bearing. 

Come, a' ye learned seniors, wMse and douce, 

Come, wabster Rab, and help to read the riddle ; 

Lets choose the quietest, saftest seated house, 
And place the very wisest in the middle. 

Why, if ane sings a sang, or plays the fiddle. 
Dances or preaches, spouts or makes a face. 

Or, like oursels in rhyme should aiblins driddle. 



32 EPISTLES. 

Must think a usefu' trade a foul disgrace, 
And than mechanics claim a higher place ? 

Fly frae our sight, ye loathsome beasts o' prey, 
That eat God's people as if they were bread; 

The night was yours, but now approaches day. 
The mighty working man lifts up his head — 

Too long 'twas yours upon his rights to tread. 
If food you wish, bow to his kingly power; 

He scorns to starve you, or your blood to shed. 
But bread o' idleness nane can devour — 
Down to you wark ! ye needna stan' an' glower ! 

For praise o' men — a word or twa on that — 
I ask is 't worth the freedom o' the mind ? 

Kent ye e'er ony body that grew fat 
On flattery or snufHn' the east wind ? 

But when I'm dead, dear Robin, be sae kind. 
For auld lang syne, as write my epitaph ! 

To your ain bosom let this be confln'd — 
My inconsistency might cause a laugh — 
So, as its wearin' late, I think I'd best knock afT. 

James M. Morrison. 
91 North Sixth Street, 
Philadelphia, June, 1836. 



FIFTH AND LAST EPISTLE TO J. MOR- 
RISON, POET LAUREATE. 

" Ought I to covv'r an' wag my fud 
To some great lord of noble blood, 
As little Snap does to his master. 
Watching his eye and every gesture, 
Reading my fate in every motion. 
Paying obsequious devotion, 



EPISTLES. 33 

I\Iy all depending on his will. 

His frown my death, my bliss his smile? 

"I'd rather drive a wheelless shuttle, 
Wi' wooden tips instead o' metal. 
The wab a blunk, wi' twa blue lizzars, 
A rusty knife in place o' scissors, • 
The seat a stab, the heel-pins rotten. 
The lay hung gleed, the keels forgotten, 
The brushes worn down to the brods, 
A tradle split in twa for rods, 
The yarn misbet, the comb a card. 
The dressing box a broken shard, 
The borestaff-cord auld knotted rapes, 
The heddle-shafts a' different shapes, 
The fan my hat, fill my ain pirns, 
Sip pease-brose wi' my wife an' bairns. 
Submit to feast but twice a year 
On penny pies an' hunter's beer, 
A ragged coat, my beard neglected — 
To this, an' worse, I'll be subjected 
Before I worship flesh an' blood — 
Na, faith, I'm affanither brood." JMacixdoe. 

Wi' sorrow sad, auld-farren carle, 
Sworn fae to rum or whiskey barrel. 
Reformer o' this wicked warl', 

On bended knee, 
At last I yield thee up the laurel 

"Wi' tearfu' e'e. 

Farewell, noo, gowden dreams o' fame, 
Farewell, vain hopes o' deathless name, 
Thou 'st thrown cauld water on the flame 

That lang I've cherish'd ; 
E'en be it sae, as deep a scheme 

Hae aften perish'd. 

Nae mair, noo, barmy-headed fools 
Need rant an' rave 'gainst wisdom's rules, 
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34 EPISTLES. 

But closer stick to labor's tools, 

Like sober men, 

Their fi'ry edge thy judgment cools, 
Or I'm mista'en. 

Thanks to my stars, I'm stout an' teugh 
As mony a chiel that bauds a pleugh — 
Tho' life's road be a kennin' rough, 

I'll gallop thro'. 
Cauld adverse winds, wi' angry sough. 

Adieu ! adieu ! 

O ! Jamie, blessings on thy head, 
Frae folly's snare thy precepts lead — 
My shuttle noo shall flee wi' speed — 

A' 's wrang without it. 
The age o' reason's come indeed, 

Wha noo need doubt it ? 

Ye priests an* spouters, low buffoons, 

Lan'-loupin' ballant-singer loons. 

Vile rhymsters, wi' yer vague lampoons, 

O' every grade, 
The deil be in yer cracked crowns, 

Ye lazy squad. 

Come, noo, at Morrison's comman'. 
An' bow to labor's mighty man ; 
If bread ye want, his liberal han' 

Shall plenty gie — 
His giant powers shall rule the Ian', 

By heaven's decree. 

To usefu' trades noo aff'maun pack, 
The greedy corbies clad in black. 



EPISTLES. 35 

An' senseless bards no worth a plack : 

Lick-spittle trash, 
Wha sense an' haivins sac attack 

In balderdash. 

My certie, Jamie, thou 'rt a smasher, 
The idle drone's severest lasher, 
Ycr muse, ye say, ye seldom fash 'er, 

The Immphie jad ; 
For guid sake, nae mair thus slabdash 'er, 

Or she'll ria mad. 

To thee she's been a faithfu' queen, 

An' 's shown thee ferlies great, I ween — 

Man's faults an' failings clear an' clean 

She lays before thee, 
While a' but haverals fu' o' spleen. 

Praise an' adore thee. 

The mighty millions yet unborn 
Shall rise to cheerfu' toil ilk mora. 
As blyth's the lark owro fields o' corn, 

Inspir'd by thee, 
An' tyrants shall frac power be torn — 

All shall bo free. 

How blest had we been a' this day, 
Had power supreme but will'd it sae, 
That thy effulgent glorious ray, 

O' brightest cast, 
Had on the warl' beam'd as gay 

A century past. 

But let us a' contented be — 

Noo workmen's kingly power we'll see, 



36 KPISTLES. 

Fame's empty bubbles noo shall flee, 
Like cauf before us, 

An' folly '11 sing in mournfu' key. 

Her farewell chorus. 

Rejoice ! rejoice ! frae shore to shore, 
Ye hitherto o'erburthen'd poor, 
What hours o' bliss are noo in store 

For you indeed ; 
The reign o' error noo is o'er — > 

The captive's freed. 

O ! rare, redundant Morrison ! 
In freedom's cause go on ! go on ! 
Blood-suckers under thee shall groan — 

They've lost the day. 
No more shall starving millions moan — - 

Huzza ! huzza ! 

And when at last thou 'rt gently prest, 
In calm repose, to death's cold breast. 
No stone need mark thy place of rest. 

For to the skies, 
From working millions, truly blest. 

Thy fame shall rise. 

Sae noo I'll throw aside my pen, 
My doggerel crooning's at an en'. 
Determin'd noo nae more to spen' 

My precious time, 
Courtin' the muse, by dell or den. 

For useless rhyme. 

Robert Clark. 
Fairmount, 15th June, 1846. 



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EPISTLES. 37 



ANSWER TO RAB CLARK'S FIFTH 
EPISTLE. 

BEING EXPOSTULATORY AND PROPHETIC. 

"Till up loups lie wi' diction fu', 

Tliere's lang an' dreigli contesting. 
For now lliey'r near the point in view. 
Now ten miles frae the question." 

Ferguson. 

Thanks Chesterfield, for ance, for thy advice — 
Seldom, indeed, thy schule I mean to hothcr ; 

Mutton may do, but morals kept in ice 
Seem hardly fit for spiritual fother. 

The heart o' man thy cauld-rife maxims smother. 
Yet whiles for dainties as we take ice cream ; 

So tliy advice, " Suspect a friend or brother 
Whose praise unqualified flows like a stream. 
His honeyed words a stab, his praise keen satire deem." 

But thou's aboon suspicion, Robin Clark, 

Unmask'd as unprovok'd is thy lampoon ; 
In braid day-light thou tak'st a sicker mark 

To wound a freen', to shoot a comrade down ; 
Ye've miss'd yer mark, take back the laurel crown. 

Its but a band roun' a fool's cap an' bells ; 
The tawdry diadem, the tinklin' soun', 

A sick'nin' tale o' human folly tells — 

But they that like the ban' may wear the cap themsel's. 

Thy unafl^ected genuine " Scottish wit," 

Whilk Jamie Hogg remarks is " deevilage dry," 

Aye pleas'd and warm'd me, tho' mysel' it hit, 
For it was thine, nor, " 'bar ye," e'er said I ; 

But in your last ye stop the rich supply, 



38 EPISTLES. 

And follow wi' the low, unhonor'd thrang 
O' bards that hunt the weak wi' wolfish cry, 
And tune their harps to glorify the Strang : 
Nae doubt Antiquity gies license to thy sang. 

Some aughteen centuries hae come and fled 
Since awful truth stood forth to save the poor, 

And ane that hadna where to lay his head, 
Wi' her alone strak wide their prison door. 

Reproach and poverty he patient bore, 

For what ? To raise whom man had trampled down, 

And on the cross keen scoffs and satire sore 
Were hiss'd into his dying ear — that soun' 
Was a' their gratitude except the thorny crown. 

The working millions must and shall prevail ! 

Nae new discovery this to them or me — 
'Tho' now they're stupified wi' sair travail. 

Toil fills their e'en wi' stour they scarce can see. 
But one has sworn wha cannot, will not lee, 

That ev'ry power, all names that mankind name 
AVith homage shall, to one name bow the knee, 

And the despiteful, cover'd, whelm'd with shame, 

Shall perish, king, priest, bard, their doom the same. 

Rin fast and hide yoursel's, ye tinsell'd band, 
A heavy storm has threaten'd you this while ; 

Some flaughty draps proclaim the shower at hand. 
The sun on you again shall never smile. 

Swith' o'er the ferry, to calm Lethe's isle, 
Tak' books and claise, bombast and vanity. 

Oblivion can shelter a' the pile — 

Longer to bide the chance is wild insanity, 

The shower o' modest books will drive you to inanity. 



EPISTLES. 39 

See yonder loathsome corse, that taints the gale, 
A player's garb its feckless winding sheet; 

He died because his rancorous jokes got stale, 
And common sense he could nae langer cheat. 

At jeerin' labor he could ne'er be beat. 

An' shovvin' afTher sons as rogues and fools, 

Yet crouch'd, like a whipt cur, at tyrants' feet: 
Here fricn's o' decency get picks an' sho'els, 
Howk deep, an' co'er Will Shakspeare wi' the mools. 

Guid morning, honest carls, where do ye won, 

I'm unco pleas'd to see your blithsome faces ; 
My certain in guid earnest ye've begun 

To mak' a rcdment in gay thro'ther places. 
I see that Eugene Sue the fause priests chases. 

While ye, warm-hearted, honest Charlie Dickens, 
Display the poor folks' unshell'd precious graces. 

An' droll wee Punch laughs when he deals out kickin's.. 

He gars our faesgufiawevenwhenthey get their lickin's. 

Na, na, frien' Rab, thou sees I'm no my lane, 
I hae gviid will, but giants guide the wicr ; 

Daily accessions to the ranks we gain. 

An' soothly, its high time that thou was here. 

A better heart, or ane less fash'd wi' fear, 
Or brighter, never beat in human bosom ; 

Only begunk'd by fame, that common leear. 

On thy account fiends laugh when I expose 'em, 
Girn ye vile ugsome elves, ye're sure to lose 'im. 

But I hae news — a hrither frae the TVast — 
Where 1 orn and educate ye needna spier, 

Has gi'en your fame and mine an unco blast 
On Scotia's trumpet, sang too, peace be here! 

I hae na been as proud this mony a year. 



40 EPISTLES. 

For he's a man o' sense, an' tills the gfun, 
An' eats frae labor's han' nae lenten cheer. 
Ye say ye've quat, but surely ye're in fun, 
I thought our correspondence scarce begun. 

James M. Morrison. 
91 North Sixth Street. ~> 
Philadelphia, June, 1846. 5 



For y^ Hon'd Hands of Colonel Alexander, Yeditor of 
the Chronicle. — These : 

Rex. — Quidnunc ? 

Can. — Ne exeat regnum. Ledger. 

Dear Colonel, dress the auld Scotch corner 
In grief's black lines, a loss by or'ner, 
Has made ilk kindly Scot a mourner, 

In Gluakerdom ; 
But wha then me is left forlorner? 

Rab Clark's gaun home. 

That waefu' Tariff is the cause — 
I wuss 'twere stapit down the hause 
O' them that meet to mar the laws 

Rather than men' them. 
Show me a set o' men mair fause — 

That's if ye ken them. 

A wabster dawdin at the lay, 

Frae morning dark to evening gray, 

Could scarcely earn a weekly pay 

O' bare three dollars ! 
Can that keep bairn's gabs under way. 

And mak' them scholars ? 



EPISTLES. 41 

But now they'll scarce get muslin kail, 
Nor maun to keep their claithin' hale — 
The win' will mock their worn sark tail 

Out through their breeks ; 
Lantrons henceforth will meet nae sale — 

They'll use their cheeks. 

Aye, ye may laugh, ye Paisley bodies, 
Frae you we now maun buy our duddies — 
We're voted into naked scuddies 

By George M. Dallas, 
And back, Rab Clark, upo' the road is 

Prince o' good fellows. 

Ah! Peel, nae doubt ye're vera cunnin'. 
Through Britain's cloud ye've let the sun in, 
Ye've selt the privilege o' gunnin' 

In Oregon, 
For every Yankee wabsters wunnin' — 

Waes me, ohon. 

If ye but wanted back our Robin 

Ye might hae put your neive your fob in. 

An' gi'en our frien' a canny job in, 

Say the excise ; 
Na ! — ye maun stap your greedy gob in 

Our hame supplies. 

We offered him a blaud o' Ian', 
That pleughin, he micht try his ban', 
And sae hae routh at his comman'. 

To tak' and gie ; 
But fields are spoil'd when plewed and saw n, 

In poets' e'e. 
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42 EPISTLES, 

Ah, Colonel, were they a' like you 
That haud the stilts o' the State plew, 
Our good auld tariff for the new- 
Had ne'er gi'en way, 
And we the absence wadna rue 

O' Rab the day. 

Men wha made siller like sclate stanes, 
Out o' the flesh, blood, soul, and banes 
Of folk like Rab, wi' heavy granes, 

Now shake the lift — 
They'll beg, or tak' to nappin' stanes, 

To mak' a shift. 

They'll nae mair deed their wives in silk. 
Their daughters now maun hawkies milk, 
Wi' faces screvv^ed up like a wilk, 

Wi' sour disgust ; 
But wha the stern decrees can bilk 

O' Mrs. Must. 

While Rab is clad in braw Avarm plaiding, 
And ruflied linen sark taks pride in. 
For shame our carcages maun glide in 

The rocky caves. 
Or else we'll dook our gaizened hide in 

The modest waves. 

Towns now are shut to working men — 
We'll hae to dwall in desert glen, 
Eat nuts and slaes to mak' a fen', 

Or venison, 
While sheep's head kail feeds Rab agen — 

Ait cake and scone. 



EPISTLES. 48 

Douglass, sae tender and sao true, 
Ye hae nae frien' to write to noo ; 
Rab's soul's fill'd wi' the mountains blue 

O' Caledon — 
• He'll care nae mair for me or you 

Than stock or stone. 

McCammon's age has lost a stoop — 
Better his cogue had lost a hoop ; 
His canty heart I fear Avill droop, 

In spite of drink — 
His tunefu' muse will tak' the roop 

For grief, I think. 

If it's ordain'd we nae mair see him, 
May every happiness gang wi' him — 
(Alas ! I've naething else to gie him 

But earnest wishes,) 
And may sweet poesy ne'er lea' him 

For loaves and fishes. 

But, Colonel, I can write nae mair — 

I maun begin to tear my hair, 

Down on the groun', on hurdles bare, 

And runkled claise ; 
Wha noo will light, wi' genius rare. 

This darken'd place? 

James M. Morrison. 



TO MR. JAMES M. MORRISON. 

Wi' something pleasing, something new, 
Baith to the senses and the view, 
The faithfu' Messenger sae true. 

Shines wi' the best ; 



44 EPISTLES. 

But, Jamie, what's been writ by you 
Taps a' the rest. 

Yer correspondent, Robin Clark, 
Sae glecky, flighty, keen, an' stark. 
He soars as lofty as a lark 

In mornin' early — 
To see a sample o' his Avark 

I'm ravish'd fairly. 

As you and he live near thegither, 
Nae doubt but aft ye meet wi' ither, 
Then ye can sing o' braes o' heather, 

Where aft, sae gay, 
Ye've roam'd, wi' hearts as light's a feather, 

In life's young day. 

Priests like to rail 'gainst ither's crimes, 
An' politicians 'gainst the times, 
An' misers wi' their cents an' dimes, 

To swell their treasure, 
But poets, clinking at their rhymes. 

Taste purer pleasure. 

'Tis aye the way that bard to bard, 
Tho' by the warld aft used fu' hard, 
An' tho' they meet a poor reward 

For a' their bother, 
They hae a frienly warm regard 

For ane another. 

I've wander'd monie a Avearie round. 
An' nae place in this warld I've found, 
Whar social glee does mair resound, 
In hamespun lays, 
Or 3'outhfu' hearts do lighter bound, 

. Than Scotland's braes. 



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Sweet land, whar peace an' plenty reigns, 
I'll ne'er forget the merry strains 
I caroU'd thro' thy fragrant plains. 

Whar gowans grew, 
Whar smiled sae monie happy swains 

An' lassies true. 

Tell neebor Rab, the rhyming chiel, 
Wi' a' my heart I wish him weel ; 
Gin I could up Parnassus speel 

As spry as he, 
Nae wealthy lord nor duke could feel 

As proud as me. 

Whan rhyming wights are brought to view, 
An' wMely famed like Rab an' you. 
Then ithers o' the scribbling crew, 

Baith far an' near, 
Hae aye about the favor'd kw, 

Something to spier. 

Then tell me, Jamie, whar ye're frae, 
Whether yer dull inclin'd or gay, 
Or, like mysel', stiff, poor, an' gray, 

Or spry an' healthy. 
Or gif ye strut in grand array. 

Fat, fair, an' wealthy. 

But ane like you, Avha rhymes sae rare, 
Does seldom fortunes favors share ; 
When maist he wants her fostering care 

She's sure to shun him ; 
Then grief an' woe, an' fell despair, 

Prey keenest on him, 

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46 EPISTLES. 

As for mysel' ye need na doubt 
But I wi' care had monie a bout, 
An' tho' I've aye been firm an' stout, 

An' shifty too, 
I've monie a time been put to route. 

In piteous stew. 

Yes ! monie a weary day I've had. 
An' been by crosses near set mad ; 
An' monie a time I've took the pad 

On worn out stumps. 
An' wandered penniless an' sad, 

In doleful dumps. 

Here are we bless'd wi' peace an' plenty, 
Wi' auld wives cracky, crouse, an' Q_autj^, 
An' politicians vain an' vaunty, 

An' priests sae funny. 
But rhyming wights are unco scanty, 

As weel as money. 

Then, were ye only here wi' me, 

An' sweet tongu'd Rab, wha sings sae free. 

Dull care an' sorrow, hence might flee, 

Toss'd tapsalteeri ; 
Nae land could shaw anither three 

Mair blithe an' cheery, 

I'd tune anew my weel gaun fiddle, 

On which I like to jink an' diddle ; 

L — d, man how you wad loup an' striddle. 

An' merrily go. 
An' quite forget the weary widdle 

O' wardly woe. 



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Here, at the fit o' every hill, 

We hao a reaming weel gaun still, 

AVhar we'd sit down wi' right guid will, 

Sae blithe an' frisky. 
An' talc' a happy, hearty fill 

O' roaring whiskey. • 

O, whiskey ! choicest gift o' heaven, 

That is to weary mortals given. 

Thou makcst us pure as snaw new driven, 

An' plump an' plufl! 
Without thee what's our other livin' 

But tasteless stuff"? 

Thou art the poor man's only treasure, 
At hame or field his dearest pleasure ; 
When sair at wark, or at his leisure, 

His wee drap gill 
Gars sweetest joys in ample measure, 

Come pouring still. 

Without thee, friendship's dark an' doure. 

Love fickle as the April shower. 

Still time suspends, wi' heavy glower, 

Our empty glasses; 
But, bless 'd wi' thee, the lightsome hour 

Right merrily passes, 

Sae, Jamie, noo I'll write na mair, 
As paper I hae nane to spare ; 
Thro' thick an' thin aye may ye fare, 

Baith blithe an' funny, 
Guid scone to eat, hale breeks to wear. 
An' routh o' money. 

MosEs McCammon. 
■ Spring Hill, ivear Moreland, > 
JJ'ayne county, Ohio, June 16, 1846.3 



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ANSWER TO MR. MOSES McCAMMON 

" Perhaps it may turn out a sang, 
Perhaps turn out a sermon." Burns. 

Canty auld carl o' the woods, 

We gat your welcome greetin', 
An' Rab an me hae quat the scuds, 

An' had a frienly meetin'. 
We felt your compliment to baith 

To be a most complete ane, 
So vowed in heart to 'gree till death 

Shall row our banes a sheet in, 

Some antrin day, 

, And so, tho' farmer wark's sae slavish, 

As gomeril townsfolk think. 
It lets you sing like an auld mavis, 

An' no on poortith's brink. 
Good troth, there's little music there, 

For, gin the wame should sink, 
Frae the toom bag nae dron well rair, 
Nor muckle crambo clink 

On Banyan day. 

I ne'er was muckle gi'en to growl, 

And envy I ne'er kent it ; 
But it requirss a giant soul 

In want to feel contented. 
And that ill coin, uncertainty, 

Back maist as soon's ye've spent it, 
Gars ain begrudge to live an' dee, 

As God sure never meant it 

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Here we, like mockin' birds encaged, 

May sing as lang's we're fed, 
Whilk's just the season we're engaged 

In toilin' at our trade. 
Steek the cage door, forget the bird. 
And let the doom be said — 
■* There's nae mair wark," and, tak' my Avord, 
Baith bird and bard are sped 

Alike that day. 

The earth's a treasure house, pang'd fu' 

O' siller, beef, an' grain ; 
Strong robbers guard the door, its true. 

An' use it as their ane. 
But folk like you can take their share, 

Malgre the gate o' stane. 
The "open sesame" is nae mair 

Than " speed the plough" and plain 
Guid sense the day. 

Ye 're nae magician, yet ye've guess'd 

(A' guess when they come here,) 
Your correspondent's no possest 

O' muckle goud an' gear ; 
But mark, his muse is no to blame — 

No, no, my trusty fier, 
A cause that burns his cheek wi' shame. 

Has kept him in the rear 

O' wealth ae day. 

Ye speir what neuk o' Caledon 

Beilded my infancy — 
Ken ye the place where Clutha's han' 

Is stretch'd to wed the sea ? 



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There auld Dunbar ton, lyart carle, 
Keeps guard, arm'd cap-a-pie ; 

Feckless wi' eild he dares the warl', 
As bauld's he did, perdie, 

In Wallace's day. 

Some aught mile farther down the Clyde, 

Blooms mony a wooded dell ; 
Sweet peace lies sleepin' by the tide, 

Lull'd by the Sabbath bell. 
Yet I hae mind when every glen 

Conceal'd a whiskey stell, 
And bonny mays and stalwart men 

Look'd likest fiends o' hell, 

Wi' drink that day. 

That drink is some folks' only pleasure 

Ye say — nae doubt its true, 
For moral men there's aye a treasure 

O' blessings fresh and new ,• 
But Bacchus' vot'ry stripped bare, 

Till ance he's roarin' fou — 
His heaven on earth is gaunt despair. 

His angels devils blue. 

By night and day. 

The best o' folk may be mista'en, 

And you I dinna blame ; 
In praising drink ye're no your lane, 

To Scottish poet's shame. 
But if they sinn'd they suffer'd sair. 

And their resplendent fame 
Is nane the brighter that a skair 

O' reek rise wi' the flame 

Sae clear the day. 



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McCammon, Clark, and Morrison, 

If e'er the three should meet, 
They'll need nae drink to egg them on- 

To twa thou 'It be the treat. 
Dutch courage on the field o' fame, 

Nae soldier likes to see 't ; 
And whiskey wit's a spunky flame, 

A flash, but light or heat, 

To warm yon day. 

And first a curse and then a prayer. 

Syne Rum I've done wi' thee, 
May God dcslroy thee, hide and hair. 

For what thou's done to me. 
May they that mak' thee 'scape in time. 

May change folk ruin flee. 
And drinkers stupid, steep'd in crime, 

Mak' ane o' classes three, 

A' saved ae day. 

O' Rab, think a' that should be said 

To picture out a man, 
A carcage, tall, yauld, shouthers braid, 

Like chieftain o' a clan ; 
His soul a gem, for sic a case "^ 

Takes rank in genius' van. 
At least that chiel will hae a race, 

And be worth ca'in' gran' — 

Beats Rab ae day. 

Anent mysel' the less that's said 
Vv^ill be the sooner mended ; 

That soul and body soon be red 
O' faults may mercy send it. 



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Tho' sin I never ettled it, 

The good I so well ken'd it ; 
I pray, ere life be settled yet, 

I may far better spend it 

Than life's young day. 

James M. Morrison. 
91 North Sixth Street. 
Philadelphia, July, 1846. 



TO JAMES M. MORRISON. 

Altho' I am a lonely wight, 

Pent in the woods, deep out o' sight. 

An' tho' I drudge frae morn till night. 

Shabby an' blue, 
A verse or twa I mean to write, 

Jamie, to you. 

'Tis bauldness in a rustic swain 

To bother wi' his lowly strain, 

A bard wha owre proud bards might reign, 

O' high degree ; 
But yet for a', he'll maybe deign 

To answer me. 

I hae to learning nae pretence — 
Guiding the pleugh or building fence, 
I gathered up the wee bit sense 

I hae o' rhyming ; 
Sae, Sir, ye see, nae great expense 

Attends my chiming. 

A birkie o' yer time o' day, 

Whas tun'd his pip^s sae lang, sae gay. 



EPISTLES. 53 

A manuscript maun surely hae 

O' monic pages, 
Wad mak' a book o' purest ray — 

Wad shine for ages. 

Then Jamie, gif ye get it prented, 

Nae doot but what ye'U get it vented — ' 

There's scarcely ane o' cash sae stented 

But, whan they spy it, 
Will wi' its merits be contented, 

An' gladly buy it. 

Fortune to bards aft proves untrue, 
An' aft, nae doot, she's jilted you ; 
But try her ance, an' bring to view 

A publication ; 
Favors she'll maybe round you strew. 

An' heeze yer station. 

Then dinna lag behind or saunter. 
But keep yer Pegassus at canter 
An' tho' awa 's poor Rab the ranter, 

Midst fun an' drinkin'. 
Yet never droop, nor hain yer chanter, 

But aye keep clinkin'. 

A muse like yours, o' gentle mein, 
Frae vulgar dross sae purg'd an' clean, 
'Gainst ilhers faults, wi' scornfu' spleen, 

Ne'er heard to yelp ; 
But saft an' mild, an' nae way gi'en 

A fool to skelp ; 

Will meet wi' men baith far an' wide. 
Will even strive her faults to hide, 
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54 EPISTLES. 

An' kindly tak' her to their side, 
An' by the han', 

An' roose her up, mak' her the pride 
O' a' the Ian'. 

Had I sic book upon my shelf, 
Nae miser o' his weel saved pelf. 
Nor auld wife o' her glitterin' delf. 

Could prouder be , 
Ohio could na show an elf 

Sae rich as me. 

What joy its to the workin' wight, 
When drear an' cauld 's the winter night, 
To seat him by the ingle bright, 

Wi' book in han'. 
The monarch tastes na sic delight, 

Wha rules the Ian'. 

His Avifie, drivin' at her spinnin'. 
As gif a race for life she's rinnin' ; 
The lasses at their knittin' grinnin', 

Snirtin' wi' glee ; 
Nae warrior, whan he's warls a winnin'. 

Can happier be. 

A man wha has a wife to share 
His comforts an' his carpin' care. 
Should never murmur nor despair 

At prospects dreary. 
But rattle on thro' foul thro' fair. 

An' aye be cheery. 

Poor ladies, aye sae kind an' true, 

Wha roam wi' us the cauld warl through, 



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Whan ills betide an' cares ensue, . 

We should employ 
A' means, an' do what we can do 

To find them joy. 

We're aftcn in an eerie swither, 

As life's rough waves we stem thegither ; 

Fu' monie an adverse squall we weather, 

An' breaker too, 
But whan we kindly join wi' ither, 

We warsl through. 

I'm wae to think that Clark has ta'en 
His gaet across the dreary main ; 
Somethin', I fear, the doughty swain 

Has much provoket ; 
He has, nae doot, against the grain. 

Been harshly stroket. 

Whan auld John Bull begins to damn, 
An' gars him cower as still 's a lamb, 
An' somethin' down his weason cram 

He can't digest, 
He'll wish him back wi' Uncle Sam, 

In 's cozie nest. 

Gif e'er ye see the wanderin' wight. 
Or find a chance to him to write. 
Tell him I pray wi' a' my might 

An' a' my skill. 
For his success baith day an' night, 

Gang where he will. 

An' auld Rab Douglass, whan ye see him. 
My compliments I'd hae ye gie him ; 



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EPISTLES. 

May dool an' sorrow ever flee him, 

Blithe canty carle — 

Glad wad I be were I but wi' him, 
To share his farl. 

Lang may he live, frae sorrow free, 
Wi' nae remorsefu' deeds to dree. 
Blest wi' sweet health ; aye, fou o' glee, 

In wealth to wallow. 
He is, nae doot, in each degree^ 

A croose auld fellow. 

O ! could I hear his crack sae antic, 
An' yours, amang these glens romantic, 
Chaps never cross'd the wild Atlantic 

Wad lighter spring — 
The folk's aroun' wad think us frantic, 

To hear us sing. 

To gie our jokes a sweeter zest, 
We'd tap a barrel o' the best ; 
You, in the pumps demurely drest, 

Might do the thinkin', 
Whilst Rab an' I, mair happy blest, 

Wad mind the drinkin'. 

Whan piercin' ills are hard to bide. 
An' fickle fortune 'gins to chide, 
'Mang a' the crosses that betide. 

We'll no despair. 
Whan, roarin' at the barrel side, 

We drown our care. 

An eastern wight is much to blame, 
Blest wi' sweet bairnies an' a dame, 



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Ere he gets gouty, auld, an' lame, 
Wad not invest 

His wee bit cash in some bit hame 
Far in the West. 

'Tis true his lot is hard enough 

Wha clears the forest hard an' rough — 

He should be o' the best o' stuff, 

And firmly made ; 
He stands fu' monie a sturdy cuff 

Ere he gets paid. 

An independent state to gain, 

He works wi' a' his might an' main, 

Nor scorchin' heat, nor cauld nor rain, 

Create him fears, 
An' soon a spot he ca's his ain, 

Smilin' appears. 

An' Avhan his calants tak' the rig 
Amang the lave to stand fu' trig, 
To reap, to mow, to grub, to dig, 

An' wield the flail, 
Then quietly he at ease may ligg 

Whan auld an' fralh 

Hope wiles alang the weary wight. 
Gars future prospects aye seem bright, 
An' tho' they aft prove dark as night. 

An' flee like smoke. 
An' leave us here in dolefu' plight, 

To dree the yoke — : 

Yet, aye it glimmers up again. 
An' ifttefcedes to soothe our pain, 

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An' noo it tells me, plump an' plain, 

I need na fear 
But you an' a' yer smilin' train 

Will yet be here, 

I'm unco far frae rich 'tis true, 
Nor can I say my wants are few ; 
But part of what I hae to you 

I'll freely grant it ; 
Yer freenship an' yer crack in lieu, 

Are only wanted. 

Then, Jamie, wad ye Westward steer, 
The road frae a' obstructions clear. 
An' naething hae ye got to fear ; 

An' my auld woman 
Will mak' ye ready best o' cheer, 

To greet yer comin'. 

But noo the hour is wearin' late. 
An' I hae rhym'd at unco rate ; 
The crawin' cock an' drowsy Kate, 

My dainty dame. 
Admonish me to note the date, 

An' gie my name. 

Moses McCammon. 

Spring Hill, near Moreland, 
Wayne county, Ohio, Nov. 21, 1846. 



ANSWER TO MOSES McCAMMON 

Dear Mac, tho' men are no a' rogues, 
Frae shinin' boots to glaury brogues, 
As some wad hae us think, 



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Yet a true heart, laid frankly bare, 
In manly honesty is rare, 

And honors pen and ink. 
We dread the brand o' " Hypocrite," 

In guid as weel as ill. 
And when our hearts in rapture beat. 
The scmbling tongue is still. 
But Moses discloses, 

Wi' manly confidence. 
His hielan' warm feelin', 
And als his common sense. 

Frankly I own, my trusty fier, 

Sic praise as your's is sweet to hear — 

I wish I bruik't it better ; 
A bard that can as baldly clink 
As ye hae done, is nae sma' drink — 

For instance, there's your letter. 
When ask'd for my certificate. 

At Fame's proud temple port, 
I'll shaw your letter at the gate. 
And tread the awful court. 
Nae langer in anger 

My rhymes will be rejected ; 
By drinkers and thinkers 
I'll be henceforth respected. 

Your kindly ofller and advice 
To tak' some folk might think was wise, 
And micht been, no lang syne ; 
But now> resplendent in new light. 
To guide this blunderin' worl' aright, 
Some great reformers shine, 
^Vha prove that a' our laws and schools 
First blind, then lead us wrang, 



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And that we're a' but rogues or fools — 
A weary, worthless gang. 

The devil's mair civil 

Than cheat us ony mair ; 
He lea's us or gies us 

To bankers, hide and hair. 

To get us out o' sic' a scrape 
The greatest sacrifice is cheap — 

Weel, only steek your e'en, 
And open wide your idiot gab, 
And what is stappit intil't grab, 

Down wi' 't, be 't foul or clean. 
Just rin your e'e alang the map 

Whar the Pacific roars, 
Till in the centre o' it ye drap, 
On fair Utopia's shores. 

There pleasure but measure, 

Reigns as in youth's fond dream, 
Nae toilin' or moilin' — 

A' work there's done by steam. 

Nae sittin' neath your ain grape vine — 
" What's mine's my ain, what's your's in mine 
Are na' mankind a' brithers ?" 
If, by sair toil and wise forethought. 
For age and sickness ye've saved aught, 
Is 't yours mair than anither's ? 
In this the morals and the creed 

Utopian consists, 
And but ae bar, we're a' agreed 
To stop the scheme exists. 

Our days aye sae lazy, 

We like to spend in schemin', 
And talkin' than walkin'. 
Reform is mair beseemin'. 



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O ! would the Roc auld Sinbad saw 
^Vi' muckle claut bear us awa', 

But ony care or toil, 
And canny, as a thin shell'd egg. 
Lay us beneath some sunny craig. 

Where nature tills the soil. 
Land speculators, then, farewell ! 

And Tariff prappit bosses ; 
Ye siller sceptr'd tyrants feel, 
In us how great your loss is. 

Ye slaves now, and knaves now, 

Maun do your best without us — 
We scorn you and mourn you, 
Tho' ye care nocht about us. 

Alas ! sic luck we ne'er may meet — 
Food's like to be the meed o' sweat, 
Wi' us as wi' our fathers ; 
We'll bless God for the sure decree, 
That as our day our strength shall be. 
Nor heed cat-witted blethers. 
So aiblins I may prent some rhymes, 

Syne daiker to the Wast ; 
Hope whispers lown o' better times 
Than were the waefu' past. 

My dortin gart Fortune 

Forsake me 'gainst her will — 
She wooed me and sued me. 
And may be lo'es me still. 

Thanks, everlasting thanks, be thine, 
Whose mercy, sovereign and divine. 

By wondrous adaptation, 
Has made thy gifts sae match our need. 
And chastisement fit each misdeed — 

Thou shin'st forth our salvation. 



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I've been reprov'd, but not in wrath, 

I humbly kiss the rod ; 
Experience firmly praps my faith, 
As well 's the word of God. 

The food then, that's good then. 

In season I'll receive. 
And means too, and friens too, 
Like you, I weel believe. 

In case my screed due length transcend, 
Whilk might the Colonel sair oflend. 

This verse shall be the last. 
Douglass I wish I could incite 
To honor me sae far as write — 

Giff-gaff binds friendship fast. 
To lucky Katherine my I'espects, 
And love frae wife and mither — 
Friendship anither screed expects, 
Frae thee, " my rhymin brither." 

Ill miss you, guid bless you, 

Till auld age hurries on. 
In glory to store ye: 

Ycurs, J. M. Morrison. 
Philadelphia, Sd December, 1846. 



TO JAMES BALMAIN, EDINBURGH 

Mv honest sonsy Christian frien' 
Your James shaw'd me a sang yestreen 
That brought your image up as clean 

To recollection. 
As if misca'ed black art had been 

. Tried to perfection. 



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James, how could ye think that I, 
Coukl ask or wish that ye should try 
To blot me from your memory ; 

I that still cherish 
The sweet hours we hae spent owerby ; 
I'd sooner perish. 

1 saw your calm roun' happy face, 

On whilk the specs still held their place, 
The hair, a weel spent manhood's grace, 

Sae silver white, 
Fu' weel can memory's pencil trace. 

In lines o' light. 

Now Poesy has trimm'd her lamp, 

Love's angel wing screens 't frae the damp, 

Sae wi' the pair I'll take my tramp, 

Through Memory's vaults, 
O' a' the three Love's no the stamp. 

That limps or halts. 

How swiftly, brightly, I recall 

Thy happy housefu' Clyde street hall, 

Wae worth the quarrel made thee fall. 

Sectarian spite ; 
The club o' Cain, the dart o' Saul, 

The deil's dehght. 

The elder's seat sae meetly filled. 
There's Andrew Ker in Scripture skilled. 
And Arch'bald Smith who always stilled 

The unwary speech, 
Baith grave and blameless, not self-willed, 

And apt to teach. 

They strove and they hae won the plea. 
They fought and gained the victory. 



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They kept the faith, and steadfastly 
Hoped to the end ; 

Now on the radiant chrystal sea, 

In joy they bend. 

May our last end be hke the just; 
The same redeeming blood our trust, 
God's word our chart, the port we must 

Triumphant gain, 
Tho' 'gainst our bark blew every gust 

In hell's domain. 

Our gaucy deacons ane and a', 

Weel qualified to gie awa' 

Bawbees that whiles were dreigh to draw, 

Wae worth the gear, 
Then came a canny word or twa 

Frae Mr. Frier. 

And then sweet music's heartfelt grace, 
Rab Milne's strong, manly, thunderin' bass, 
Like heated metal glow'd his face, 

Wi' strong emotion, 
Wha weel fill'd the precentor's place 

Ye hae a notion. 

To each loved name I'd gie a verse, 
And something in their praise rehearse, 
I wat the subjects are na scarce, 
Did a' else fit, 
" But time," as Bruce said, " to enlarshe, 
Doth not permit." 

Sic times we ne'er may see again ; 
But why should living men complain ? 



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They who have not believed in vain 

Have consolation, 
That they shall meet on Beulah's plain 

But separation. 

Here things are managed mair by steam, 
Love's methodism it would seem; 
Christ in the heart a crazy dream ; 

So is conversion, 
And a' the nightly, daily theme. 

About immersion. 

Whan Christ set up his kingdom here. 
If soon or syne, in whatna year; 
King Jamie's bible's but sma' gear, 

They plainly shaw. 
In Greek and logic, syne i' the rear 

They throw't awa'. 

There's just three holes in Adam's breeks. 
Bye and atour some broken steeks, 
And so ilk true disciple seeks 

The way to mend 'em, 
And finds three metaphysic ekes, 

Id faciendum. 

The clout ca'd faith is rather sma'. 
Repentance has a legal flaw, 
They're mention'd inter alia. 

Like for diversion ; 
But here's what co'ers doup knees an a' 

The rag immersion. 

There's seven points uphaud the garment, 
That's ane for use, sax for adornment ; 
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Tho' clouted trig wha could be warm in't, 
If roun' the shins 

It hung, and think on Avhat a torment, 
To fix't wi' prins. 

Faith, (count your fingers,) peerie winkie, 
Hope, mercy, knowledge, four bethink ye, 
Grace, blood, sax points, a' good to clink ay, 

But little mair, 
For lea' immersion out, and think ye 

The sax will sair. 

Your faith may coup auld Tabor hill, 
And Hope, bright dream, your fancy fill, 
Aye Love may try to cure each ill 

Of man, sin curst ; 
But roun' your cuits the breeks hing till 

Ye be immerst. 

What fore say " Colly will ye pree" 
To brethren steep'd in poverty ? 
Why watch the weak wi' tenty e'e. 

Lest they should fa' ? 
Or fear to stap a thocht ajee ? 

Immersion's a'. 

As godly joy lights up the face. 

Obedience is the fruit o' grace. 

But what sane man wad gie the place 

To ordinances 
Of faith, love, mercy, fo embrace 

Extravagancies. 

Let Sandy Campbell sound his trump, 
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Sky high, hell low, or on the stump, 

To demonstration 
Will show, but them, the sects in the lump 

Merit damnation. 

But hand, these are but Campbell's clan, 
Leal to their chief frae rear to van ; 
As in Beersheba, so in Dan ; 

But we hae those 
Wha scorn to follow mortal man, 

Led by the nose. 

Care not what man can do or say ; 
Seek but to know and to obey. 
Walk in the straught and narrow way 

O' God's commands, 
And work while it is call'd to day, 

Wi' eydent hands. 

Thanks to the Lord that my lot fell, 
'Mang bodies something like yoursel', 
Who strive in unity to dwell. 

And love richt fervent, 
And hope the approving sentence, " Well 

Done faithful servant." 

Why should I e'er have left the fauld 
For broken cisterns, pastures cauld : 
Oh ! I hae suffer'd griefs untauld 

For my backslidin'; 
What fortress is sae safe's the auld 

Rock for to hide in ! 

It scarcely wad be mensefu', James, 
To leave unsaid our new frien's names, 



68 EPISTLES. 

And some present to my love claims 

Far aboon rhyme ; 

They're stuff o' prief, that fairly shames 
The tooth o' time. 

But no, I canna weel select 
Wha 'mang them a' I maist affect, 
It wad be partial to neglect 

Ane worth our love, 
Forbye ye'U ken them 'mang the elect, 

In white above. 

So, in braid Scots, (it's fit for mair, 
Than just to be a common lair 
Of ribald jokes, or satire sair. 

Or haverel sang,) 
I've frankly laid a Scotch heart bare 

In friendship Strang. 

James M. Morrisox. 



THE AULD MARE'S ELEGY. 
BY GRANNY. 

WITH ANE EPISTLE DEDICATORY TO COLOXEL ALEXAXDER. 

'Mang clouds o' miscellaneous matters. 
Schemes for a tariff, auld wives clatters, 

And ae thing and anither. 
That hover through an idle brain, 
I've howked up o' sense a' grain. 

In this sang, by my mither. 
Indeed ye're very guid yoursel' 

At finding orra things, 
Especially, (the truth to tell,) 

Where Donald fan' the tings. 



EPISTLES. 69 

Your funnin' sae cunnin', 

Amusin' a' the Ian', 
Baith serious and curious, 

Ye hae at sic comman'. 

Lord spare her canty kindly heart, 
As free o' care, as free o' art, 

To live as lang 's she's done ; 
Ance she could sing baith sweet an' clear, 
And yet its worth your while to hear 

The ballads she can croon. 
Ah ! weel I mind, in life's young day, 

Atween asleep and waking, 
Her sweet voice chaunt the Scottish lay. 
My dreams of heaven partaking. 
Her singin' maist bringin' 

Twa worl's close thegither : 
Nae poet could show it. 
How weel I like my mither. 

She's read Rab's screeds wi' unco glee — 
" The ' Corner' pleases me," quo she, 
" My blessings on the Colonel ; 
I'm sure he's come o' gentle blood, 
Nae doubt as ancient as the flood, 

To manage sic a journal. 
My rhyming daj^s are feckly bye, 

But fifty years sin' syne, 

I used yaud Pegassus to try, 

And kept the saddle fine. 

Sae pen this and sen' this. 

To fill the auld Scotch niuk, 
That langcr and stranger, 
It wit and lear may briuk." 

James M. Morrison, 
Philadelphia, 3rf October, 1846. 
6* 



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EPISTLES. 

THE AULD MARE. 

Come, a' ye bards, poetic heroes, 
Unless your heart's as hard as Nero's, 
I'm sure ye'll greet, when ye come near us, 

To hear me tell 
Sae brave a beast as our auld mare was 

Afore she fell. 

At first, when I gat our auld yaud, 
I was a young and clever lad 
As ever handled pleugh or gaud 

When there was need ; 
Better than her I never bade — 

' But now she's dead. 

Ah ! mony a time has her and me 
Gaen up and down, wi' unco glee, 
While plewin' bent and stilTen'd lee 

To sow our seed, 
And mony a lade she's ta'en for me, 

But now she's dead. 

For death came in that kiltie ban' 

That tyrannises o'er our Ian', 

When he before great kings does stan', 

They're past remeed ; 
His dart against our mare he's drawn. 

And shot her dead . 

Her win'ing sheet to row her in, 
I gied our mare her ain auld skin — 
To tak' it aff'twad been a sin — 

There was nae need. 



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Weel was she wordy o't, though in 
Her grave cauld dead. 

I wish her offspring be as true 

In cart or harrow, lade or pleugh, 

When they're to help our stack or mow — 

Iler trusty breed. 
To our auld mare I'll bid adieu, 

Since now she's dead. 



TO JAMES M. xMORRISON. 

A GOOD neAV year I wish ye, Jamie, 

I hope ye're hale, baith lith and limbic — 

Keep trouble in the rear; 
If you and me were close thegither, 
How we wad crack and chat wi' ither, 

Without e'er dread or fear. 

But you are on Parnassus hill, 
And famous for to drive the quill — 

Your pen is dipp'd in gold — 
While I must wander at the base,' 
In hopes to find some ascent place 

As Titus did of old. 

Dear Morrison, for me 'tis hard 
To write to you, a giant bard, 

For ane that scarce can spell. 
So I must twist some rhyme together, 
To tie us fast, auld poet brother. 

But how I cannot tell. 



72 EPISTLES. 

For, aye sin Robin's gane away, 
My muse has left me, night and day, 

For to him first I wrote. 
My muse, I boos'd her up sae fine, 
I thocht she wad the best outshine. 

But ne'er could fit the coat. 

But few, like Bab, wad been sae kind, 
I A stranger he ne'er saw, to mind, 

Embark'd on board a vessel, 
About to cross the raging deep, 
Where troubled waves together meet, 

An' he wi' them must wrestle. 

James, think ye Rab will write nae mair 
When he's a leisure hour to spare, 

Plac'd in his fav'rite isle, 
Amang his Paisley cronies true, 
Each dousing down his bonnet blue. 

To greet him wi' a smile 1 

My eyes wi' tears may well run o'er. 
And after poet Clark may glower, 

For he's gane o'er the sea. 
O ! had I seen him in this land. 
How heartily we'd shook the hand, 

And that wi' muckle glee. 

Now safely may the vessel glide 
That carries back auld Scotia's pride. 

For he's o' high degree ; 
A noble mind he did maintain. 
An' spake it oot in lofty strain — 

Left ithers in the lee. 

The hope that charms the human heart, 
How aft wi' it we're forced to part, 



EPISTLES. 

Yet still she is caress'd ; 
I thocht to see kind Rab the ranter, 
An' wi' him I wad had a canter, 

In joys the very best. 

But o' that comfort I'm bereft, 
An' there is nothing for me left 

But here myself console ; 
If Morrison an' I e'er meet, 
How he an' I wad ither greet — 

Our loss we wad condole. 

When dark thick clouds around us liover, 
An' fleecy snaw the sod does cover, 

Aulk hawkie gi'es a roar ; 
The drifting snaw around doth twirl. 

An' mony a sheltering roof doth tirl — 

Then winter's at the door. 

At sic a time I mean to start 
Straight to McCammon's, like a dart, 

To see that frugal swain, 
Wi' horses in their harness fine, 
A' strung wi' bells, how they will shine, 

Across the w^oods to wane. 

Ye city gentry, dress'd sae fine. 
Ne'er taste o' pleasure sae divine, 

But still on the alert, 
While we hae plenty o' good cheer 
Renewed to us year by year. 

Which do rejoice the heart. 

My best respects to you and yours, 
In compliments that never sours — 



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EPISTLES. 



But still I must incite, 
Whene'er the muse does on ye pour, 
To steal awa' some leisure hour, 

An' not forget to write. 

Robert Douglass. 
Berlin, Erie county, Ohio, > 
January 1st, 1847. 3 



ANSWER TO ROBERT DOUGLASS. 

The same to you, " tender and true," 

Weel worthy o' the name ; 
Auld Gawn* might ken mair Greek than you, 

And be mair ken'd o' fame ; 
And tho' warm hearts are nae that few 

In this terrestial hame, 
As high degree o' heat, I trew. 

Supports auld Robin's flame. 

As Gawns yon day. 

I kenna giff the muse's coat 

Be ower tight for your back, 
But sure her mantle ye hae got, 

Or I've misjudged your crack. 
Ye climb Parnassus like a goat — 

My word, ye ken the track ; 
Your countrymen are vaunty o't. 

And hope ye'll no be slack 

Henceforth this day. 

*Gawn Douglass, Bishop of Dunkelcl, and son of Earl Archibald, 
(Bell the Cat) an eminent poet o.f the fifteenth centurj-. 



EPISTLES. 75 

Its weel my head is lyart grown, 

Or you and Mac would spoil me ; 
Among the lasses ye've been known, 

Nae doubt, for tongues gey oily. 
Grey as I am I dinna frown — 

Frae blarney I assoil ye ; 
Ye're baith aboon board, I'se be boun', 

Or else your praise wad doil me 
To death some day. 

O flattery, what a dose o' thee 

We tak' or e'er we staw, 
If that " the day ye eat ye dee" — 

Were penalty o' law. 
We'd gather ronn' the Upas tree, 

And at the fruit would chaw, 
Altho' the insidious poison slee 

Made corpses round us fa', 

Like hail each day. 

See the effect your sleekit pens 

Hae wrought on me already — 
If I hae foes they'll hae their 'men's, 

And friends think me unsteady, 
Auld Job had baith, and he said ains, 

Wi' critic ire sae ready, 
O that my foe wad tine his sense, 

And write a book — I'd gladly 
Review't some day. 

I'm sendin' forth, in solemn state, 

A hun'er weel fill'd pages, 
O' letters correspondents wrate 

To me, like Grecian sages. 



76 EPISTLES. 

Conscience ! the loon, will no be blate, 

Says now the classic age is, 
Like that o' miracles, past date, 

When he their wark entraafes 

To read some day. 

Anent my answers and my sangs, 

Let's make a few reflections — 
Btit hand — to readers it belangs 

To praise or urge objections. 
Weel, my braid back can stan' the bangs 

Laid on frae pure affections. 
And they'll need gej weel sharpen'd fangs 

Can bite through sic protections 
As mine this day. 

Dear Douglass, please excuse delay 

In answering your letter — 
To you, a workman, need I say 

What drawbacks Avorkmen fetter. 
Yet I've thought of you every day. 
And to make plain the matter, 
To will is present, but the way 

To act, whiles waur's a hatter, 
Like me the day. 

James M. MoiiRisoN. 
Philadelphia, February, 1847. 



POEMS. 



•CLARSACH ALBIN;* 

OR, 

THE HARP OF SCOTLAND. 

FROM THE EANNCHAIN OF SHEMUS BHAN CRUBACH, MACDIIAI- 
BHIDH MIC MAC MURRICH NAM FONN. 

TRANSLATED JiY J. M. MORRISON. 
INTRODUCTION. 

Edina, grandest, best of cities, 
In a' town traits of course complete is, 
And as for hidlin holes and corners, 
Shelters for spunk makers and homers ; 
Folk that mak' cruisie wicks o' rashes, 
Some that nae honest calling fashes, 
Housed snug at twa pound ten a-year, 
At tippence farden far ower dear. 
In houses towering to the sky, 
Without a lee twal stories high ; 



* A number of rhymers are marvellously given to patriotic bragging ; 
I commenced the following as an essay piece in the same line of bu- 
siness. After it was finished, I happened to read the Scottish Gael, 
by Logan, and was not a little astonished to find that in names, 
events, &c., my braggadocia was seriously borne out by real histo- 
rical evidence. Some of the traditions I had heard in very early 
youth, and may have retained the impression of others after all dis- 
tinct memory of them had faded from my mind. After all there are 
very few pure inventors. 

7 ' " ' 



78 POEMS. 

Nations cram'd in four biggit wa's, 
Nae tree sae peopled by tlie craws, 
I'll wad the gude town 'gainst creation. — 
But to proceed wi' my narration: 

Waes me for times destroying power, 
Waes me for human pride's fell hour ; 
Embrugh, the giant, hoary, stately, 
Has had his auld coat clouted lately, 
A hole remains unpatch'd, where stood 
The homes of Scotland's noblest blood. 
And piles o' meaningless free stanes 
Is a' that o' the Bow remains. 

Ye mind the house o' Major Wier ? 
Ye do, nae doubt, I needna spier : 
It empty stood for mony a year, 
At least so people thocht and said ; 
But folks are whiles a thocht misled. 
Nane ken'd Avherc piper Mac resided, 
At least nane ken'd so weel as I did. 
What pibroch ever skirl' d sae saucy, 
(As keepin aye the crown o' the causey, 
Where heroes trod sae martial ance, 
While burghers trampit the plain stanes,) 
As Mac's complete Hogal-nam-bo, 
While marching stately to and fro ; 
And Avhen the sun westward declined, 
Mac vanish'd wi' his pouch weel lined. 
Whar did he vanish ? into air? 
No. Bide awee, I'll tell you where, 
Through devious closses, pens and lanes, 
A' levell'd now, the Bow he gains ; 
And by a door kent just by three. 
That's ane that's nameless, Mac and me, 
He reached ane o' thae secret places 
Used to deposit smuggled laces. 



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And other fine sma' boukit wares ; 

Ye'll find sic chambers many wheres. 

Here in content he ate and slcepit, 

And a' his bits o' fairlies keepit, 

Yet took the use o' ha' and chaumer, 

AVhcn in his tirivees to stammer. 

Where could a dreamin' fool like me 

Gang to get food for reverie, 

And be sae sair'd wi' ancient story 

O' Scotland when in a' her glory, 

As when MacMurrich, lyart carle, 

Seated erect on half a barrel, 

Prov'd that the Scots maintain'd their freedom, 

Ere Moses cross'd the sea o' Edom, 
: And that for a' Avas come and gane yet, 

The Celts will o'er braid Europe reign yet ; 

That a' historians but Buchannan, 
Were either ignorant or funnin 
And even venerable George 
Mac threepit whiles was gien to forge. 
Portraits o' kings in Holyrood, 
He said though few were vera good, 
And braggit that when arts seem'd dead. 
Ere horny Rome I'aised up their head. 
Painters were rife on Scottish ground, 
Where a' refinements could be found. 
'There is our music for example," 
Q,uo he, " a proof baith clear and ample, 
It sets me to uphaud its merit. 
Since I its guardianship inherit, 
Frae son to sire has come to me, 
Auld, puir, and friendless, as ye see, 
A heritage and ancient name, 
Wad put the Douglass even to shame. 



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POEMS. 

For my forbears ere Fergus rang, 
Were famous bards in Scottish sang, 
The chroniclers of history past, 
A look through future times they cast, 
Gave counsel grave in war or peace. 
Bade quarrels amang neighbors cease, 
Held higher place, by far, than kings, 
Wha erst were thirl'd to their harp strings ; 
Great as the boast is, it's the truth ; 
Leasing has never soiled my mouth. 
But that a' doubt may be removed, 
In that auld kist my tale is proved ; 
Tak aff your hat and hft the lid." 
Wi' reverence, as I was bid, 
I cross'd the floor to an auld box, 
Fit lodging place for bugs and clocks ; 
Lifted the lid, and doffed my bonnet, 
For a' I saw I thought to don it. 
Nae costly gems or rich array. 
Were glancing in the lamp's pale ray ; 
The kist held naething but a frame, 
Made o' some wood without a name ; 
A box supporting an upright, 
Atween the twa ae string drawn tight, 
And pins where itlier cords might warp. 
Minted the thing had been a harp. 
To laugh had been a fatal blunder, 
Mac's hielan' face expected wonder. 
"What ca' ye this queer auld concern?" 
" Hand it to me, and ye shall learn," 
Q.UO he, as in his hand he took it. 
And as if into heaven he lookit, 
Ilk grey hair seem'd a ray o' Hght, 
My daffin vanish'd at the sight ; 



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A glow of something mair than youth 
Came o'er his face, before uncouth, 
His hamely tartans, patch'd and torn, 
Seem'd stately robes that bards have worn. 
Fancy supphed the holly wreath, 
A face mair fit ne'er glowed beneath; 
He stretched his right hand up at length, 
Then struck the string Avi' nervous streno-th. 
His left, whiles laigh and whiles aboon, 
Produced a wild unearthly tune, 
And in the manly, Gaelic tongue. 
The underwritten legend sung: — 

Wild harp o' Caledon, come to the light, 

'Mang ettercaps and mice thou'st dwelt ower lang, 

Thy strings are snapt, thy polish ance sae bright, 
Is dimm'd ; to use thee sae was vera wrang. 

Thousands o' years made vocal by thy sang, 
Might well procured thine age a fitter bield ; 

It maksna, now thou'rt found, a spectre thrang 
O' bards that struck thy chords frae days o' ield, 
Ere Homer haver'd, glide o'er teeming fancies field. 

Ah weel, indeed, thou play'd'st thy part langsyne ! 

Virtue the sang, and thou the fitting tune. 
The tune we've ta'en guid care to keep in mind, — • 

The sang some muirland carl at times may croon, 
But that our modern bards are far aboon : 

A thread o' blue they mix wi' thy pure warp, 
Sculduddery and drink are sun and moon 

O' poetry wi' them, at good they carp ; 
Their backsliding reprove; speak spirit of the harp ! 

When Egypt's ancient Hierophant, 
In grief forsook Rameses' fane ; 



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POEMS. 

When holy oracles as wont 

Were sought, alas ! but sought in vain ; 
Tho' on the altar victims lay, 

And priests their voices raised on high; 
No still small voice, on festal day, 

Whispered to man that God was nigh. 

What now to NO is office high. 

Honor, broad lands and riches great ; 
Can they the heaven-born mind supply. 

Or intercourse with God create ? 
Regret, dark cloud, now settled down, 

And all his soul enwrapt in gloom ; 
The gates of light before him frown, 

No access there but through the tomb. 

Not long before his magic lyre. 

Could summon Hermes to his call ; 

Such power possess'd each priestly sire — 
A power now lost beyond recall. 

******* 
In dreams at length the answer came, — 

" This is the land of truth no more ; 
The priest in vain preserves the flame, 

In Egypt altars smoke no more. 

" The massive column'd temples vast, 

Amun forsakes, and now he reigns 
Where pillared mountains upward cast, 

By his own hand, are mightier fanes. 
Thou faithful servant well beloved. 

Thy sacrificial office gone. 
One gift to show thou art approved. 

To thee remains, and one alone. 



POEMS. 83 



" Altho' no judg-ment God discerned, 

The Urim shows upon thy breast ; 
Altho' thou art no longer learn'd 

In future knowledge, star express'd, — 
Take thou this harp of wondrous tone, 

And give expression on its strings, 
To every breeze of passion blown. 

That bears the heart upon its wings, 

" The theme be first the praise of God, 

And next, his image seen in men, 
High Honor wielding powers dread rod. 

Or teaching by the mightier pen. 
And O ! let nuptial love be praised. 

As love has ne'er been sung before, 
That viler passion sink, abased, 

Unutter'd on that happy shore." 

The morning came, the vision fled. 
The prophet wakens from his dream ; 

But wondrous ! standing at his head, 
A harp is glancing in the beam. 

******* 

" He enters the dark bosom'd ship,"* 

His only friend his daughter fair. 
Sorrow stands trembling on her lip, 

Her father's safety caus'd the care. 
Those spells which awe the demons dark, 

Inscrib'd on rolls of rare design, 
His only treasure in the bark. 

Besides the harp that gift divine. 

He cast a spell, the winds arise. 
Obedient to a secret law ; 

* Ossian. 



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r O E M 8 . 

Before the gale the good ship flies, 
The boisterous sailors mute with awe. 

And night and day she holds her course, 
Untouch'd by guiding human hand, 

Unharm'd by winds, or ocean's force, 
At length she nears the distant land. 

Around the rocky bulwark rude, 

The guardian tides unceasing roar ; 
On high the shrieking sea-fowls brood, 

Disturh'd, in whirling myriads soar ^ 
Within the land are seen afar, 

High mountains, snow-capp'd, toss'd to heav'n ; 
Shatter'd by elemental war, 

Their lofty peaks are bare and riven. 

But spell direct'd, safely steers 

Through many a channel island bound, 
The fairy ship, at length she nears 

A woody bay and runs aground. 
The pearly sands, the rippling wave, 

The grass inviting carpet green, 
The sturdy oak, whose shadow gave 

In glaring day a twilight screen. 

They step on land, sea wearied crew. 

They stretch their limbs, they taste the stream ; 
The noble maid, where flowerets grew, 

Courts needful rest we well may deem. 
She sees a plant in stately pride, 

Its bell shaped blossoms spread around, 
The lordly shrub its leaflets wide, 

Extends to guard its native ground. 

With maiden's eager haste she seiz'd, 
And tore a blossom from the stem ; 



POEMS. 85 

But found that the' the eye it pleas'd, 
A thousand spears protect the gem. 
Her cry for aid in slight distress, 

Well known to nations far and near — 
" Nemo te impune lacess-* 

ct" — Aibin's foes had cause to fear. 

No form to cause the maid dismay 

Advances swiftly to her side : 
A youth whose eyes beam'd like the day, 

And fair in early manhood's pride. 
A lovely vision met his gaze, 

And yet no stranger seem'd the maid. 
For half distinct he tried to trace 

Her form through memory's distant shade. 

The interchange of words denied, 

They hold discourse by blush and sigh ; 
Almira soon becomes the guide 

To where her friends and father lie. 
But who, with stately steps of age, 

Approaches through the bosky screen, 
Who but Dalriad's patriarch sage, 

Chief Druid Calum Alp Mac Fin. 

The youth bent reverently his head, 

In filial homage to his sire ; 
But ere a word his son had said. 

The sage's face is lit with fire. 
The priest of Amun sees with awe, 

The bearer of his sovereign's will, 

* I do not know that the ancient Ej^yplians spoke Latin, I am in- 
clined to think that they did not. But the origin of the motto on the 
Scottish arms is said to have been something like that mentioned 
above. 



86 POEMS. 

And now before him Calum saw 
The wakmg sight a dream fulfil. 

By tokens only known to those, 

Who trod the mystic courts of old, 
Each to the other can disclose 

His mind, the whilst their palms enfold. 
Soon Calum Og, with joyful haste 

Dispatched on hospitable care, 
Brings back a following, that the guest 

In honor may the banquet share. 

Afar on continent and isle. 

Necessity, stern guide, has led 
My steps, pursuing fortune's smile ; 

False phantom that deceived and fled. 
But where do ocean's arms surround. 

Or mountain chain enclose a shore, 
A more romantic spot of ground. 

Than from Gareloch to bold Ardmore. 

And there within the bowers of oak, 

Was held their solemn revelry. 
The land was blcss'd; the bard thus spoke: 

"Here peace shall resf, if peace can be." 
And yet the shepherd on the hill. 

Trusts in that blessing steadfastly ; 
Peace was, and peace continues still, 

Between Lochlomond and the sea. 

Then swift around the sacred grove, 
Convenes each rugged Scottish tribe ; 

And wond'ring heard the voice of love 
A Paradise on earth describe. 



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And dearer to each hunter bold, 

Became his sweet heart from the lay ; 

Fierce yells and tears his rapture told, 
As home with joy he went his way. 

Why should I tell of happy years, 

Who e'er unhappy lived with Love; 
Amidst the desert he appears, 

It blooms like Paradise above. 
And sweetly smiled the groves that day, 

Almira clasp'd young Calum's hand, 
And follow 'd smiling on the way. 

To Dun-na-Bhaird's enchanting strand. 

And there from happy whispering ghosts, 

And murmuring winds in caverns hoar, 
Murrich, so call'd by Al bin's hosts,* 

Acquired of sounds still loftier lore. 
And when fair sporting in the beam. 

His grandchild joyous lisp'd the song, 
He augur'd that the vocal stream 

Should through his race run swift alonjr. 

Bright, gushing, sparkling, stream of sound. 

How clear and joyously it steered, 
When mirror'd on its depths profound, 

The star of Bethlehem appeared. 
Macmurrich now fi'om Culdee's cell, 

In God taught songs the story told. 
How peace on earth, to man good will, 

The character of God unfold. 



* " Fo IMiiireach Afric. " Val. Irish Grammar, pp. 13. 



88 



In after years both bard and harp, 

Have meanly cring'd to weahh and power. 
To sow dissension, truth to warp, 

By boasting vain and satire sour. 
What wonder that my poUsh bright 

Should fade beneath the lecher's touch, 
Or that a cord fails 'ncath the might 

Of maudlin drunkard's reckless clutch. 

Yet song shall live ; the land long blest 

Shall waken from the sleep of years ; 
By holy arms shall yet be press'd. 

The harp long loved by ancient seers. 
One string is left, and while it holds, 

I'll speak, though tiresome be its clang ; 
The future its dark veil unfolds, 

And holy bards in rapture — bang ! 

Gaed the string, the last, the staunchest chord, 

MacMurrich cloited backward on his doup : 
No without Gaelic blessings tak my word. 

He on his legs again did quickly loup. 
Q,uo he, " the frame has met nae scaith I houp. 

•' No, no," quo I, " it's 'scaped hail and fier, 
Baith it and you could stan' a harder coup. 

And Albin's music too, we needna fear. 
Though sairly down the wind, its head shall soon up- 
rear." 



ALAS FOR THE GAEL. 

Ah ! sadly, dowily I sing. 

When thinkin' on the noble Gael ; 
No slight distress from him can wring 

A helpless piercing wail. 



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Poor Jenny sits wi' downcast e'e, 

Sae weak she scarce can turn her wheel ; 

The rose is shed, and her brow sae hie, 
Is stamp'd wi' famine's seal. 

Bold Donald looks on the faithless earth, 
And despairingly on sun and stairns. 

As he thinks upon his cheerless hearth, 

And bitterly prays " Lord feed my bairns." 

And here, in a fat and pleasant land, 
The thistle droops in the balmy air. 

And St. Andrew leans his chubby hand 
On his cross without a care. 



V-^rfSySA^V* \< 



SCOTTISH MUSIC. 

WRITTEN IN CONSEQUENCE OF THE LUGU-BRAY-SIONS OF THE 

LEDGER BEFORE MR. TEMPLETON's FIRST VISIT TO 

PHILADELPHIA. 

Tam. Its comin noo, Jenny bring the cuitty. — Scotch Comedy. 

The Ledger folk hae ta'en the gee, 
Against us and the North Countrie, 
That we might thole and bear a lee 

Tauld on oursel ; 
But to abuse our minstrelsie, 

Is rather snell. 

They say our tunes are ower chromatic, 
Either ower sharp or else ower flat-ic, 
Fit only for the pipes and bratac 

O' Hieland clans, 
Canary birds, or cats lunatic, 

Or Mussulman's. 

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90 POEMS. 

What pipe first play'd " Ye banks and braes;" 
What chanter skirl'd the "Border lays," 
Or dron first grunted forth a bass 

To " Scots wha hae ;" 
Or brayed the depth of Ettric's waes 

For Flodden day. 

Learn sense for ance, O Ledger chiel ; 
The pipes were made to roar and squeel, 
When Hielandmen held pointed steel 

At foemen's throats ; 
But love, whilk Scots sae deeply feel. 

Wants smoother notes. 

When Jock met Jenny late at e'en, 
Beneath the thorn on govvany green, 
Their virtuous love, nought warse to screen, 

Frae public e'e. 
The pipes a thought ower loud Mrad been 

For company. 

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, 
Tho' here contented wi' our lot ; 
For ane I say that they shall not 

While green grow rashes, 
Therefore resent, each kindly Scot, 

The Ledger's clashes. 

Gawin Douglass' spirit, is it gane ? 
Has Davie Lindsay writ in vain ? 
Oh for Rab Burns's caustic pen, 

For ae five minutes ; 
I'd gar them wish they'd lat alane 

Our tunes and sonnets. 



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We've been weel used by Uncle Sam, 
We a' admit, sin' e'er we cam, 
Bye aiblins when ane took a dram 

And brak' the peace. 
Behavin' waur than sons o' Ham, 

Like wud brute beas'. 

He puts our tune to holy uses, 

Sings "Duddy Breeks" in's meeting houses; 

And shall we let ilk cuif that chooses, 

Say Uncle's wrang, 
Because the kindly carle rooscs 

An auld Scotch sang. 

His jails, he kens we seldom bother ; 

His almshouses, what Scot wad go there ? 

Office we dinna hunt, and so there's 

Nae cause o' differ, 
And music makes our union smoother, 

And friendship stiffer. 

'Though Scots can weel perform their part, 

I'll no say they excel in art ; 

But when was Italy thought smart 

At real things ? 
Can she like Scotia touch the heart 

And sound its strings. 

Italia worships like an ape j 

Chance gies her politics their shape ; 

But images whilk she sells cheap, 

And als her tunes, 
They're manufactured for the Pape, 

Like bands and gowns. 



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POEMS. 

Scots like nae marble lips t' embrace, 
Nor care for painted donna's grace ; 
The speaking blood we like to trace, 

Beneath the skin 
O' our kind dearies' modest face 

And dimpled chin. 

Her voice in some quiet flowery glen, 

Blending wi' that o' honest men, 

Wi' whom in heaven we hope to spen' 

Ages o' praise, 
Ye ne'er heard music's soul till then, 

In a' your days. 

Nae skirlin Roman runegate, 
Without a heart, immasculate, 
Frae fiddler Nero till this date, 

Or bauld signora ; 
Could make the spirit so elate 

Wi' " pro nobis ora." 

Then quat, O Ledger, tune and sonnet ; 
Stick to your Latin. While I'm on it, 
Omnem potentiam mentis ponat 

To construe richt ; 
Sileant ranee, coelum tonat, 

W"i' classic lio-ht. 



O N D R I N K . 

Hail ! sonsy, sleekit, douce Philander, 

The Royal George ye mought command her, 

At least in grog ye could hae fand her 



POEMS. 

And sent to Hell, 
A' roarin' fou to Cliuty' brander 

Her crew pell mell. 
Faith ye hae found the gait at last 
To break the hungry dragon's fast, 
Until we prey he's nearly brast ; 

And no the lean anes ; 
But o' the vera Bramin caste. 

The fed and clean ones. 

As ration's ken the long used trap 

That on their forebears they've heard snap ; 

So gentle folk that like a drap 

Will no gae in, 
Where nought is gawn but apple crap 

Or common gin. 
Ye're sure, Sir, " Clean breeks scorns the air 
O' sanded floor and aught fip chair ;" 
So ye hae managed to prepare 

A saft seat for him; 
An' works o' art and pictures rare 

Dulce et decorum. 

As Venus raise up frae the shell, 
Beauty sets ope the door o' hell. 
Aye Saunders ye can soothe richt well 

The conscience colic ; 
Ye beat the Diel, or Ovid's sel'. 

Or Doctor Hollick. 
If deep damnation be the lot 
O' vending chappins for a grot. 
To some wood-sawing nigger sot. 

What's his that barters 
For gain, the brightest minds we've got 

At braw Head Quarters. 
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94 



P0EM3. 

At God's most righteous bar ye'll stand, 
A moral paper in your hand, 
Victims of lust a ghastly band 

Shall stand behind you. 
Justice before we' flaming brand 

Ready to grind you. 
The curse of youth nipped in the bloom, 
Of genius hurried to the tomb, 
Discoveries vast, lost in the gloom 

Of drunken night. 
Shall shape and form that day assume, 

To plead for right. 

And Davie , my countryman, 

Wi' bluid o' Scotchmen on his hand ; 
Adorn'd wi' oyster shells shall stand 

To take his turn, 
His slain will make a starker band 

Than Bannockburn. 
For God's sake, man's sake, steek your door ; 
Wash afT the clots that stain your floor ; 
By showing mercy to the poor 

And the distrest, 
Your conscience that now gnaws so sore 

May yet hae rest. 



A DEFENCE 

of the ministers of the free kirk of scotland anent 
"the siller." 

Domini Reverendissimi, 

I mint wi' great humility 

To do, for wbilk, it's like I'll smart, 

The best I dow to tak' your part, 



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" That siller's" caused an unco clatter 
And din, on baith sides o' the water. 
Frae ony kennins I've o' hame, 
They take snell freedoms vvi' your name, 
And when the Free Kirk's mcntion'd here 
Its aye companion to a sneer ; 
And cautious presbyterian dugs 
Keep their tails down and hing their lugs, 
Nor shaw their teeth, nor bark, nor cheep, 
Altho' the wolfs amang the sheep ; 
Sae the puir flock they thus compel 
To keep the dogs an^ bark themsel. 
But first a word apologetic, 
In case weak saunts should think heretic 
The interference of lay bans'. 
On this " res sacra;" w^hat man stans' 
On etiquette, when reverend eild 
Frae fire or flood requires a shield ? 
And what's mair auld or feckless either 
Than Scotland's kirk our palsied mither ? 
Tho' a' the Lothian's were displeased 
Sic fiery zeal on Armstrong seized, 
Likewise on Burns and Cunningham, 
That o'er the raging main they came, 
And gied their Scottish pride a jerk, 
And begged to uphaud the kirk. 
Nae doubt they're o' the reg'lar core. 
And had a call divine therefore ; 
But when the army's rather few. 
We try what volunteers can do, 
Sae when your kind slave-holding brethren, 
Wanted mair grun their stock to tether-in, 
Despising northern hints sarcastic, 
Made war upon the sons of Aztec, 



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(Poor fools ! they try to stop the intrusion 

Of our peculiar institution.) 

Altho' our regular troops behave 

As if ilk soldier oAvn'd a slave, 

Yet when our volunteers gaed bizzen, 

They fought as each had own'd a dizen. 

Like Harry Wynd, they understand 

What fechtin is for their ain hand ; 

Folk till the grun for what it yields them, 

And tentiest guard the bush that bields them, 

Except the ministers, their zeal 

Is a' for our eternal weel ; 

An' mine, of course, has for its end 

The altars servants to defend. 

So much for mine apology 

For mellin wi' theology. 

And now I'll gie minute inspection 

To each antagonist's objection. 

Objection first. 'Tis said that Moses 

Wi' ither moral truths discloses, 

That price o' dog and hire o' whore 

Ne'er cross the tabernacle door. 

That baith are an abomination. 

Held by the Lord in execration. 

Yet 'gainst the statute sae provided 

And made, and by the devil guided, 

Ye gatlier'd siller frae baith sources, 

For Avhilk on Scotland's kirk a curse is. 

For, letting sleepin dogs lie still, 

The hire implies a monstrous ill ; 

Bond-women, light or darkly shaded, 

Are legalljr to sin degraded ; 

Are in the market sold for lust, 

From honorable wedlock thrust ; 



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Their offspring often ken nae father 
But sire and owner baith thegither, 
And this nae solitary case, 
But open and avow'd disgrace ; 
And that weel kennin crime and law, 
Frae that the siller came an' a' 
Did then and there, in southern poopit, 
Scraigh for sic gear till ye were roopit; 
And therefore in the matter cited 
Ye're guilty proven as indited. 
Answer. Before mair proof we try, 
What say you to expediency ? 
Put that and a' your cash thegither. 
Then point it out frae ony ither. 
When auld Vespasian raised the win', 
On water, Titus made a' din, 
And said 'twas an unmensefu' way 

For p g to make subjects pay ; 

Young folk are aye sae vera wise. 

But age learns folks to be less nice. 

Vespasian took some frae his pose, 

And held it up to Titus' nose, 

And spier'd if his nice sense could tell 

Sic gowd by its uncommon smell. 

So much I in abatement plead, 

To plead in bar I still less dread ; 

The wordin' o' the law's express. 

The "hire" and not " the price" it says ; 

Now 'twas the harlot's " price" that ye got, 

And no her " hire" for a' they mak' o't ; 

Stick to the letter o' the law. 

Or dinna middle wi't ava. 

Objection second, (or ca't count, 

The words are to the same amount ; — ) 



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POEMS. 

The law says, If ane steal a man 

And sell him, or if in his han' 

He's found, ye'll pnt the rogue to death, 

Thief and receptor, equal baith. 

Now every nigger in the south 

Is stolen or held contrair the truth, 

And every man that owns a slave 

Is on the wrang side of the grave, 

And legally design'd in brief, 

By hahit and repute a thief, 

And that (say they) sinners enticed you. 

And ye did just as they advised you, 

Cast in your lot and shared their gain, 

Blood's price, the plunder o' the slain. 

Answer. The plea in contradiction 

Is Moses' want of jurisdiction ; 

God bless us a', we arena' Jews, 

And therefore safely may refuse 

To keep mair than the Decalogue, 

Which mentions neither whore nor dog ; 

Were we the whole law to observe, 

I doubt if but ae wife would serve, 

We durstna marry black wives either, 

Then fareweel dark folk a' thegither. 

But hand, I'm trav'lling frae the record, 

Some bows hae twa, mine has but ae cord, 

I was retain'd to plead for you. 

Na, na, the law would never do, 

Let us rejoice, the day has broke 

On poor tongue-tied opprest white folk, 

In this the latter dispensation 

Men make the laws that guide the nation. 

And God for naething further cares 

But what concerns our soul's affairs, 



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Just as he takes a day in seven, 

The ither sax to men are given, 

And ae man out o' every thousan' 

To eat " Porcos sacres" is chosen : 

And so to plead ye might refuse 

If there's nao law but o' the Jews. 

Third. That the second covenant 

Is now in force objectors grant. 

But as it knows no sept or nation, 

As special objects of salvation ; 

That as it claims the human race 

As the recipients of its grace. 

Because God made of the same blood 

Noah's descendants since the flood, 

We're as much bound to love the black. 

As them wi' black coats on their back. 

Love neither thinks nor does men ill ; 

Who loves does the whole law fulfil. 

But when to work our selfish ends, 

Each moral obligation bends. 

The hearts o' mothers torn in twain, 

Ramah's dread curse sear'd in their brain ; 

The wierd o' Israel's guilty king. 

On sackless husband's hearts to bring; 

What fruitful fields they plow and sow. 

Yet never independence know, 

No human right on earth is left. 

Of flesh, and blood, and soul bereft. 

That rich men may grow richer yet,j 

Is a strange way to pay love's debt. 

That even to hold a slave at a'. 

Is contrair the New Covenant law. 

Answer. So Chrisiians ye'd deprive 

O' gospel liberty believe ; 



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Better to be in legal night 
Than sic a blink o' gospel light. 
Auld Abraham himself had slaves, 
Four hundred arm'd vvi' shields and glaives, 
Forbye their wives and swarms o' weans, 
Whilk weel our argument sustains ; 
There's statutes in the Pentateuch, 
The tightest far in the hail book, 
Defining how men drown'd in debt, 
Or crime, their shanks in jugs may get ; 
And how if men delight in thrall. 
Their lug is bored through wi' an awl. 
In servile souls manhood's disgrac'd. 
And so God's image is defaced; 
And till the year of Jubilee, 
Or till the reigning priest should dee, 
Nae legal servant could be free. 
Now as our high priest ne'er can die. 
Slaves must for freedom vainly sigh; 
He sp'ritual freedom frankly gies them, 
Altho' in earthly bonds he leas them. 
Just as he cured the soul's disease, 
And calm'd the rage o' sp'ritual seas. 
Forbye to slaves he's extra kind, 
By looking at the facts ye'll find 
For lack o' knowledge white folk perish. 
But Ignorance is found to cherish 
The blacks, and wha wad be sic fools 
As damn them by the use o' schools. 
Peter exhorts ilk Christian servan' 
To suffer stripes when undeservan, 
"And so on them shall glory rest," 
If stripes save, masters do their best. 
Paul catch'd a runaway, and gave 



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Philemon back the captured slave, 
And o' his charges sent the amount, 
And ask'd for payment o' the account. 
"Ca' him beloved brither, on Sunday, 
And sell him like a nowt on Monday," 
Q.U0 he "to build the walls o' Zion," 
That's the Free Kirk ye may rely on. 
Here our defence I think we'll rest, 
And modestly I Avad suggest, 
For tliis disinterested effort. 
Far be't frae me to liiiit at pay for't. 
But Providence or public zeal. 
Has hized your income unco wcel, 
For part o' that three thousand pound, 
A gratefu' welcome could be found. 
But if the cash is scarce, — let's see. 
Aye ; make your counsel L. L. D. 



THE WARLOCK WIERD. 
ANE AUNCIENT RO.AIAUNT. 

"There were grants in those da3's." 

A WIERD warlock came from the East, 

A grewsome warlock wierd, 
Malignity shot forth from his eye. 

And black were his hair and beard. 

But blacker still the arts he knew. 

To vex frail Adam's line; 
Tho' he spilt no blood, yet nil that was good 

He could charm into curses nine. 
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102 



POEMS. 



He has called with power to the gnomes of the rocks, 

To the elves of the woods and sea, 
That deep tho' their hate, still deeper yet 

He would show how it could be. 

Then swift and fierce on the winter's blast 

Conv^ene that eldrich school, 
With wing of bat, and with claw of cat, 

Each monstrous fae and goule. 

In a charnel vault they range themselves, 

Where, festering, lay around, 
A ghastly crowd, in mildew'd shroud, 

Polluting the holy ground. 

On a coffin sat that warlock wierd, 

The newest that was there. 
And the goules they sat, and the gnomes did squat, 

And the elves hung in the air. 

" We have war'd on men successfully," 

Began that wizard wierd, 
" But much I dread, from the sounds in my head, 

By men we are not feared. 

" The magic word '■philanthropy,'' 
(All quailed when it was named,) 
[s dethroning kings, and meaner things, 
'Cleped slaveholders, are shamed. 

" Your life depends on the mortal hate 
Which man bears to his kind; 
When their hate shall cease and they live in peace, 
Our being an end shall find. 

•' But I have dug in the dark coal mine. 
And have search'd the ocean's cave, 



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And have made in tlie sea a discovery 
Which our dread reign shall save, 

"White men were made by Adonai, 
(They shook at the holy name,) 
But the black, brown, and red, and the woolly head 
Had being from the flame. 

" The whites are the sons of the Awful One, 
And may raise their heads in pride — 
Let this be taught, and the hate we sought 
Shall spread death far and wide." 

Then he put his hand into his pouch, 

And he found a thimble there, 
And his head he shook, and loud he spoke 

These words, aoroo aamar. 

The thimble leaped upon the floor, 

And clanking sounds arise, 
As when base brass we try to pass 

For gold of Paradise. 

The thimble seems a cauldron soon, 

A cauldron deep and wide, 
And galvanic jars and metal bars 

Are in order by its side. 

Then he tore a handful of his hair, 

And he scattered it on high. 
And all fowls, from the wren to the lordly erne. 

Into the cauldron fly. 

The latchets of his sandal'd shoon 

Are venom'd asps and snakes, 
And they screw and twist around his fist 

As he in the pot them shakes. 



104 POEMS. 

His heart gave forth the tiger race, 

The hon and grimalkin ; 
The bat from his eyes uncertain flies, 

And they plump the cauldron in. 

The hog obscene from his belly roots, 

The ass starts from his brain. 
And the oliphant hie by gramarie. 

Can scarce in the cauldron strain. 

Then up and starts the little wee ape. 

And a wonderful imp was he. 
For he feared the Lord, made a wooden sword, 

And could set the cups for tea. 

He has touched the levin fire engine. 

And lightning gleams around. 
And light as day the flames 'gan play 

To the arches from the ground. 

And soon a column of sportive smoke, 

As black as Egypt's night, 
Arose and fumed, and soon assumed 

Forms wondrous to the sight. 

The curling reek spewed curl on curl, 

Till it looked like negroes hair. 
And the loud "yaw haw," the protrusive jaw, 

And the crooked shin were there. 

And fun gleamed out from each mild eye, 

As they joined in joyous dance. 
And they mock'd and jeer'd the warlock wierd. 

And to God's free air advance. 

Next up in joy leaps the ruddy flame. 
And strange to see and tell. 



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From its centre warm, a lithe, red form 
Springs out with a dreadful yell. 

His right hand held a curtal axe, 

And his left a deadly knife, 
And he gasp'd and fear'd, this warlock wierd, 

In dread of his wretched life. 

But quickly from him the red man threw 

The cruel tools of war. 
And join'd his hand to the brotherly band, 

Who danced in peace before. 

And now the flame has ceased to soar, 

And the white live coals do glow, 
And from the heaps start awful shapes. 

As white as the driving snow. 

Contempt they cast on the moping ape, 

And they pity the warlock wierd ; 
As they wave their hand in high command, 

The boldest goule is skcered. 

And then in fellowship they join, 

The joyous band before, 
And the warlock's form, a poor blind worm, 

Crawls lonely the charnel floor. 

Then loudly sang that ransom'd band, 

High praise to Adonai — 
Since peace hath begun through the crucified Son, 

Hosanna to God on high. 



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A S X G . 



A SONG, 



Alas that we should have to sing, or even have to say, 
That all our little tricks are done and reason has the sway; 
It comforts one to call to mind times when it was not so ; 
The days when we went gipsying a long time ago. 
In the days, &c. 

We ate and drank the very best in cottage and in hall, 
And paid in blessings, or magic, or did not pay at all ; 
The wholesome fear of ghosts and charms made any coin to go. 
For the priestly art was gipsying a long time ago. 

There was the Corpus Christi pills that every one would buy, 
Which in a golden box we kept away from common eye ; 
That they were made of crumb of bread we did not tell you 

know, 
It would have spoiled the mystery a long time ago. 

And then the holy water trick, and others I could tell, 
They'd swallow aught however gross to keep them out of hell; 
Our garments and our sanctity, both which we kept for show. 
Made every thing go down for truth a long time ago. 

But now, and we've ourselves to blame, we left our gipsy king. 
And said that we could rule ourselves, and so spoil'd every 

thing ; 
We showed our hand, and all our gulls to see it were not slow. 
I fear we'll ne'er be what we were a long time ago. 

We yet might stroll in Italy, or in gay France or Spain, 
But in this rebel land of books, our labor's all in vain ; 
The devil seize republicans, and roast their souls below, 
As we their bodies for their good, a long time ago. 
In the days, &c. 



GLOSSAEY. 



Jijee, awry. 

Jluldfarrant, knowing. 

Jliblitis, peril a ps. 

Jilemrly, solely. 

,9»()hi, random, chance. 

^(our,'hye snid atour, 'over and nbov 

Blaud, a broad piece. 

Blceze, to expose in a strong liglit. 

Bulihly Juck, turkey cock. 

Begimk, to belool or deceive. 

Byre, cow stable. 

Blelhem, nonsense. 

Belive, by and bye. 

Burn, a brook. 

BUiiv, to boast, to flatter. 

Bickers, drinking cups, quarrels. 

But, except, i. e, " be out." 

Briiik-d-it, to bear, to deserve, 

Bawbee, (if/ Scotch, half-penny Ster, 

Bratac, clan standard. 

Brant, burst. 

Bouk-it, bulk size, body. 

Chiel, fV How. 

Crai/U'io, doggerel. 

Clinkum, rliyme. 

Croon, to hum a tune. 

Canny, harmless, skilful. 

Carles, old men. 

Cuif, clownish fellow. 

Culler, fresh. 

Change Folk, rum sellers. 

Cleeks, hooks, gra|)]iling; hooks. 

Catnsheugh, crooked tempered. 

Corbies, ravens. 

Caiddrife, disposed to coldness. 

Cogue, a hooped vessel. 

Canty, cheerful. 

Claut, claw, a tool with claws. 

Coup, to overturn. 

Cuits, ancles. 

Colly, a shepherd's dog. 

Crack, famil.ar conversation. 

Cuitty, a small tub. 

Chappin, a quart measure. 

Cruiste, a lamp. 

C losses, allies. 



Cloit-it, to fall helplessly. 

Dow, to be able. 

Duidlin, trifling. 

Douce, grave, respectable. 

Dree, to endure. 
eDool, y;rief. 

Driegh, slow and tough. 

Dawdin, thumping. 

Duiker, to walk like a dandy in light 
boots. 

Dor fill, coquetting. 

Duup, the seat. 

Eatker, a viper, adder. 

Eild, old age, old time, 

Eltle, design. 

Eydeiit, earnest, industrious. 

Eerie, afraid of ghosts. 

Fhetch, to cajole. 
. Forbears, ancestors. 
Feckless, powerless. 
Feckly, almost. 
Flee,'i\y. 
Fuu, drunk. 
Fash-ous, trouble-some. 
Flyte, scold. 
Feinent, opposite. 
Fertfairn, deserted, desolate. 
Ferlies, curiosities. 
Fier, brotlitr. 
Gowk, a cuckoo, a fool. 
Graith, harness. 
Glower, a foolish stare. 
Gar, to compel. 

Gey, used in the sense "pretty." 
Gyte, mad. 

Gowps, )iulsates violently. 
Gang, V. to go, n. a band. 
Goicden, golden. 
Gab, mouth. 
Gaiten, to shrivel. 
Gomeril, an idiot. 
Gliury, muddy. 

Gaiicy, lui\ ing the looks of good breed- 
ing and feeding. 
Gear, property. 
Gee, a lit. 



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GLOSSARY, 



Hale, whole. 

Haverels, foolish talkers. 

Howes, hollow places, valleys. 

Hirple, to limp. 

//ar/,todraw as with a rakc.quantity. 

Haet, "no ahaet," nothing. 

Haivers, twattle, gammon. 

Hooly, be easy, avast. 

Haffit, i. e. half head, side face. 

Har'st, harvest, *'a day inhar'st," 

as good as you send. 
Hoodocks, hooded crows. 
Howk, dig. 

Humphie, hump backed. 
Haivins, good manners, 
Hawkie, milk cow. 
Jleeze^ raise. 
Hain, save. 

Hail andjier, whole and in order. 
Kittle, diliicult, mysterious. 
Kail, vegeiablesoup, "muslinkail," 
soup made ol water and a rag 
Lear, learning. 
Litmier, a blow. 
Leal, loyal. 

Lease, to hatch and spread a lie. 
Lift, the sky. 
Loivn, culm. 

Lucky, mistress of the house. 
Lair, grave, common /.poor'sburial 

ground. 
Lyart, gray. 
Loot, to stoop. 

Mint-ed, to intend, to attempt. 
Midden, dunghill. 
Mools, earth of the grave. 
Mays, maidens. 
Neist, next. 
Na2}py, frothing ale. 
Newe, tist. 
Niuk, corner. 
O jester, arm pit. 
Owerby, over the water. 
Orra, chance time or thing. 
Paivky, cunning. 
Pang, to push or press. 
Precentor, leader of singing. 
Peerie winkie, little Onger. 
Pens, archwaj s. 
Pree, to taste. 



Routh, abundance. 

Jiuop, pip. 

RunkleJ, creased. 

Hooses, praises. 

Surk, shirt. 

Skuith, harm. 

Sic, such. 

Sivither, hesitate, hesitation. 

S((pple, dirty soapy water. 

Stiece, stauhch. 

Sbeitchs, mud runs, gutters. 

Slacken, to f[uench. 

Snirtin, giK|K,lii'g. 

Sonsy, well led, good natured. 

Siaiv, surfeit. 

Snell, sharp. 

Sicker, fasi, sure. 

Scraigl/, cry lii^e a bird of prey. 

Spunk, a match. 

Spunkie, igiiu fatuus. 

Sivith, quick.! 
.Spier, inquire. 

Sciiddy, in naturalibus. 

Scud, to slap. 

Scone, a pliant cake. 

Sleek, to close. 

S/air, a small quantity. 

Syne, tin:e, then. 
Saunter, delay. 

Tirivees, mad capers. 

Threepit, asserted positively. 

ThirUd, legally bound over. 

Thole, to bear. 

TapsaUeerie, upsidedown. 

Tumphtcs, fat fools. 

Thae, thtse. 

Tings, tangs, tongs. 

Thrappic, wind-pipe. 

Toonted, emptied. 

Unco, strange. 

IVaur, worse. 

ll'ytc, blame. 

Winnuck, window. 

Umi, to dwell. 

Wicr, war. 

Weapon, throat. 

IVud, to pledge or wager. 

Ydud, a mare. 

Yavld, athletic. 



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